Jane and Lisbon: Fifty Things

By: DemonClowSorceress

Number eight of this now incredible collection! Now I give you the Fifty Things of Jane and Lisbon!

Disclaimer: I don't own The Mentalist or any of its characters.


#1 - Couch

It's the spot she's always come to think of as his. To be honest, it's practically become his second home.

#2 - Pony

Her face had been priceless - and totally worth the price.

#3 - Focus

The urge to catch Red John increased with every passing case.

#4 - Plan

She doesn't know why she bothers asking anymore.

#5 - Smiley

"That's not healthy, Jane. Not after all this time."

#6 - Palace

His memory palace was extensive and detailed - especially when it came to everything he knew about Lisbon.

#7 - File

She'd found out bits and pieces of his past from his own admissions, but the big picture was always a bit hazy to see.

#8 - Hole

He'd fallen hard from those carefree times as a charlatan. But he'd been making amends as he made the climb back up.

#9 - Carnival

Lisbon found herself curious about his childhood one day, so she asked him about it.

#10 - Relating

He's always had a gift with children. Fatherly instincts never truly fade.

#11 - Tears

It's tough being tough on a day-to-day bases. It's even tougher to be vulnerable when you just want to cry.

#12 - Even

Situation: Showing up at a cop's door with ice cream and chocolate. Chance of entrance: 50/50 depending on her mood.

#13 - Desperation

It wasn't often that he was scared for Lisbon. To be honest, it terrified him to care so much about her.

#14 - Frown

Her tell was just adorable.

#15 - Lonely

Sometimes it becomes too much to bear.

#16 - Sight

He never truly appreciated her beauty until he couldn't see it.

#17 - Method

It wasn't always obvious, but after four years, she had to believe it was in there somewhere.

#18 - Temptress

"What lucky SOB gets to see the boss in that?" Cho deadpanned, knowing that Jane was paying rapt attention.

#19 - Madness

"You're very well groomed for a crazy person."

#20 - Details

His devil was all but invisible. Maybe that's why he worked so hard to hunt down others.

#21 - Misdirect

At her behest, Jane decided to teach her a basic trick of his trade.

#22 - Grace

Jane was a skeptic, but he made the boss smile. That counted for something.

#23 - Smile

He had plenty of them, and Lisbon was beginning to notice which were real and which he faked.

#24 - Red

He always associated that color and all its shades with vengeance and death - until he saw that dress on her.

#25 - Tombstones

When that fateful day rolls around, she knows exactly where to go.

#26 - Rigsby

When it mattered, Jane could really give good advice. Even if he did make things impossibly awkward.

#27 - Illness

He had nobody. So Lisbon armed herself with chicken soup, medicine, and her best game face to drive him back to Malibu.

#28 - Drive

They both had it for very different reasons.

#29 - Cho

Jane had his useful moments. Not that he'd ever admit it aloud.

#30 - Loopy

Heavy-duty pain medication, Lisbon learned, was the only thing capable of turning Patrick Jane into a rambling wellspring of information.

#31 - Backhand

"You'd make a fine shill, Lisbon."

#32 - Switch-up

The day was a long day coming when Patrick Jane found himself outsmarted by Teresa Lisbon.

#33 - Heal

It would take a while, but at least he now had a reason to try.

#34 - Poker

He completely killed at that game for a variety of reasons.

#35 - Bomb

No lie, he was absolutely terrified when he saw that rigged vest on his Teresa.

#36 - Talk

She knew he had plenty of it, but her chief concern was with what his mouth spewed out when in volatile situations.

#37 - Blurt

"Dammit Jane, why won't you listen to someone who loves you?"

#38 - Pulse

It'd been a long, long time since he'd felt his heart beat for something other than revenge.

#39 - Cracks

Little by little over the years, she'd begun to see the man behind the mask.

#40 - Response

Panic was his chief emotion, mixed with hope, pain - and an overwhelming urge to kiss her.

#41 - Accomplice

After a while, Lisbon resigned herself to the truth.

#42 - Psychic

He kept insisting that they weren't real.

#43 - Tradition

She never cared for it. He never followed it.

#44 - Flashback

It was Red John all over again, but this time Jane was the victim.

#45 - Brothers

He rolled his eyes at her concern. "Lisbon, I think I'm perfectly capable of surviving your four brothers' scrutiny for one family dinner."

#46 - Scolding

He knew that his antics could've gotten them killed.

#47 - Danger

On the job with her was always a heart attack waiting to happen.

#48 - Blindsided

When a blonde mentalist walked into her life and proceeded to knock the wind out of her sails, Lisbon never knew she'd come to care about his annoying ass.

#49 - Chances

Each time, he chose to save her.

#50 - Partners

The Mentalist and the CBI Agent. Truly, a match made by the universe to last.


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