The Blitzwing Commentary

[Germany! Germany! Germany is a really really nice place.]

"HAHAHA, too true!"

[Even though I'm your prisoner you give me food…! And it doesn't suck like English food.]

"Precisely."

[Sausages with cheeses always taste so good. It be heaven for a dog. Yeah, that's Germany.]

"Ooh, yum!"

[Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust? You're crushing me with your intimidation.]

"It's not a point of intimidating the enemy, it's how you pin point your aim..."

[My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear. Your women terrify me.]

"I'm not a femme, yet I'm terrifying!"

[Is it a norm to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody's head?]

"JA, WE ALWAYS DO ZAT!"

[Please don't come to my place in large mobs. German tourist are scary.]

"We're always scary!"

[Even the girls that are form Germany are more rugged than I am.]

"…"

"…"

"… VAT?"