caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling carcinoGebeticist [CG] -

CA: kar, did you knoww Nepeta has a crush on you?
CG: NO SHIT, SHERLOCK
CG: DUH I KNEW
CG: SHE'S BEEN COMING ONTO ME SINCE
CG: FOREVER
CA: Oh. Wwhy aren't you returnin her affections then?
CG: BECAUSE I'M NOT A LONELY AND PATHETIC LOSER LIKE YOU ASSHOLE.
CG: AND SHE'S MENTALLY RETARDED.
CA: wwell, at least she actually LIKES YOU
CA: More than wwhat you get otherwwise
CG: WAIT
CG: PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE ACTUALLY TELLING ME TO GET IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH NEPETA
CG: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT THAT?
CA: look i'm just wonderin wwhy you wwouldn't take wwhat you can get
CG: AND SHES KINDA FAT
CA: wwhat?
CG: WELL SHE IS
CG: I DON'T DO FAT CHICKS
CG: I OR RETARDED CHICKS
CA: you're the retarded one
CA: and wwho cares if she's fucking fat, she's nice
CG: YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH A PERSONALITY
CA: get your fucking head out of the bucket!
CG: WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET OFF GIVING ME RELATIONSHIP ADVICE? yOU'RE NOT EXACTLY SUCCESSFUL IN LOVE
CA: ...about that
CG: NO
Ca: wwait just a second
CG: NO
CG: JUST NO
CG: NO
CA: wwhat, am i too fat for you too?
CG: SURE NOW STOP TALKING
CG: JEGUS
CA: ...if you evver change your mind

CG banned CA

Why did I write this I don't even-

Sorry, but I wanted to write a short fic that included Karkat and Eridan talking about this. I hope it was at least somewhat entertaining.