Dear Bad Touch Trio (I am NOT going to ask about that title),

Heard you were doing letters, thought I'd sent you some since TWO of you gave my sister and I living HELL when we were colonies of England, I refuse to address him as uncle after all the crap with the Revolutionary War. But, to get things off my chest; Spain you jerk you caused Madison and I so much trouble with trade with your damned armadas! Don't even think we forgot how much money we lost because of you! And France; you good-for-nothing, perverted, back-stabbing, weaker-then-the-weakest-link, snail-loving, prideful, idotic, narcissistic, jerk! You gave me us so much trouble with the French and Indian War and we were taxed almost our clothes off by England, and don't give me the nonesense of "I helped you in the end of the Revolutionary War" you only showed up when it showed we were winning!

Ranting aside, I do have a question for the three of you, Madison has been trying to make friends (make any move on her and hell shall come swiftly upon thy heads) and much to my, and dad's, alarm she made friends with Russia. I'm worried for more then the fact we had to deal with Belarus about 1,376 times now, but the fact I heard dad who heard from one of the nations (he was too fired up to say who) that Russia has an...interest in her to say that least. Any of you have any ideas what to do? And if there's an anti-Belarus repellent, do you know where I can find and buy it?

Andrew Jones

The State of South Carolina

P.S. If Madison writes to you I swear by all that's holy I will send you something worst then an angry letter if any of you make any 'advances' on her.

~x~

Dear South Carolina,

"Welp, looks like I'm out of this one, guys~" Prussia grinned and laid back against his chair, happily drinking a beer.

"..W-well, I guess I could have done a little something less with the armada's, but what choice did I have?! I follow what my boss says, it wasn't like I was going "Oh, well, ya know, because England's a bitch I'm gonna build a big ass armada and crush them all!" no, it's not how it went. I'm sorry Andrew, I can't change the past, but I'm sorry that you went through hell and back because of stupid mistakes.."

"..At least I helped you and your father get ready for the on coming war! Oh, such ungreatful little states you are..Then again, the 7 Years War was a little bit over dramatic..ohoh. Even still, I'm sorry-it should and would have come out better if we had the opportunity, but alas, we didn't. So we all must amend with our own mistakes."

"As for Russia, just sends Belarus after him and get Maddy the fuck out of there. God knows what Russia is actually thinking under that sweet smile under his! Get her away from him, dude!"

With sausages, wine and churros,

The Bad Touch Trio

~x~

And with this review, everyone is free to send reviews again. C:

Thank you for putting up with the long ass haitus, but I'm sure it won't happen again..if it does, I'm so damn sorry. I'm lazy and my life is just really busy right now. Thanks for hanging in there and sending in reviews, it really helps me a lot with progressing with this amazing adventure with you all C: