A/N: Hey this is for all of those super-duper mega awesome Naruto, fics so please enjoy.

Once upon a time there was a boy named Naruto, who became the Hokage at age five because he was so powerful that those that oppose him get's killed with a flick of a finger.

"Hokage, Hokage we are under attack!" A ninja said as he burst through the door.

"Don't worry I'll handle it." The young Hokage said and he went outside.

The young Hokage looked and saw a huge army of ninja's. So Naruto raise his hand and then he "Kaboom!" and he flicks his finger at the army and they were swept away from the wind because Naruto is so MEGA AWESOME and nothing can defeat him.

And so no one ever stood up to the fire nation again because he is just to AWESOME.

A/N: If you guys haven't figure it out yet then I'll tell you…I am making fun of all of those Naruto stories, where Naruto is so powerful that nothing can defeat him. Those stories I'm sure are good but they are just to cliques and predictable. Anyway I hope you enjoyed it, or at the very least had a good laugh.

-Sergeant Daniel out.