Of the Rings of Power and the Third Age
Gil-galad is now king of Lindon.
Celebrimbor added Eregion to the Places I've Been application.
The Gwaith-i-Mírdain and the Dwarves of Khazad-dûm are now friends.
Sauron and the Gwaith-i-Mírdain are now friends.
The Gwaith-i-Mírdain became a fan of Rings of Power.
Sauron made the One Ring To Rule Them All, suckers!
The Gwith-i-Mirdain and Sauron are no longer friends.
Sauron created the event War Against the Elves.
Celebrimbor added "keeping the Three away from Sauron" to his interests.
Elrond is building a new stronghold. Thinking of calling it Imladris.
Sauron sent Dwarves seven rings.
Dwarves likes gold.
Sauron sent Men nine rings.
Sauron joined the group Evil Overlords.
Sauron has Ring-wraiths now! *evil laugh*
Ar-Pharazôn the Golden, King of Men created the event War Against Sauron.
Sauron will be happy to swear fealty to such a mighty lord.
Sauron added Númenor to the Places I've Been application.
Númenor joined the group Ex-Continents.
Sauron has never before been so happy to be immortal.
Sauron needs to get better underlings, seems like they have been letting a certain elven-king take over half his territory while he was gone!
Elendil created the event House-Warming (Well, More Like Country-Warming, I Guess) Party in Arnor.
Anárion is afraid he and Isildur can't come, being busy constructing their own realm in Gondor. Will be watching via palantír, though!
The White Tree added Minas Ithil to the Places I've Been application.
Sauron may have lost his pretty form but he hasn't lost grip of his objective. World Domination Time!
Sauron tagged his servants in his note Hiho, Hiho, It's Off To War We Go.
Isildur is running away with a seedling of the White Tree... this feels familiar.
Elendil and Gil-galad created the group Last Alliance.
Elendil and Gil-galad created the event War Against Sauron.
Sauron doesn't mind sieges but he prefers being on the attacking side. Against outnumbered enemies, preferably.
Anárion added the Halls of Mandos to the Places I've Been application.
Gil-galad and Elendil joined the group Died Like A Hero.
Sauron lost his body AGAIN. FML.
Isildur became a fan of the One Ring To Rule Them All.
Elrond really thinks Isildur should throw the Ring into Mount Doom... not that anyone ever listens to him.
The White Tree II added Minas Anor to the Places I've Been application.
Orcs created the event Gladden Fields Sneak Attack.
Isildur sent Ohtar a sword.
The One Ring To Rule Them All doesn't see why it should help someone who cut it off from its masters finger.
Isildur added Halls of Mandos to the Places I've Been application.
Ohtar sent Valandil a sword.
The Dúnedain of the North removed "unity" from their interests.
Minas Ithil is now Minas Morgul.
Eärnur tagged the Witch-King in his note Come Out And Duel Me.
Eärnur is now dead.
Mardil the Faithful added "ruling Gondor" to his interests.
The Rohirrim and the Gondorians are now friends.
Greenwood is now Mirkwood.
Gandalf, Saruman and 3 of your friends are attending he event Coming of the Istari.
Galadriel created the group White Council.
Saruman added "ringlore" to his interests.
Gandalf added Dol Guldur to the Places I've Been application.
Gandalf tagged Elrond in his note It's Sauron, Alright.
Gandalf suggests doing something about this.
Saruman thinks it's better to wait and watch a little longer.
Saruman joined the group Traitors.
The White Council created the event Attack on Dol Guldur.
Sauron likes being back in Mordor again.
Gandalf created the event War of the Ring.
Erwen tagged You, Dear Reader in her note That Story Will Be Told Elsewhere.
"...and an end was come for the Eldar of story and of song." And we got stuck with Facebook instead.