The big three CATS!

Don't own anything; au; ooc; looking fro beta!

"I can't stand the way they cheat!" Hissed Hera glaring at her knocked out husband.

A calming hand was placed on her shoulder.

"Hera calm down we are getting our revenge." Spoke Amphitrite her own sea blue eyes that shined like pearls darted to her likewise knocked out husband.

"I have the potion!" Shrieked a voice with joy.

Persephone danced into the throne room, black hair streaming behind her. In her olive colored hands she carried a vile, inside this vile a blue and lavender colored potion swirled in perfect harmony.

"Wonderful! I will use it first!" Said Hera stepping forward holding out her hand.

Persephone clutched the potion close to her and asked, "Why do you get to use it first?"

Hera getting impatient snapped her fingers and the vile flew toward her as she said, "I get to use it first because I'm the oldest! My husband is king of the gods, making me queen and BECAUSE I SAID SO!"

She opened the vile and let a drop fall on Zeus. Zeus woke up as a golden-red glow overtook him, a hiss of pain escaped him as his bones reshaped. He could feel them grinding against each other. A prickling feeling started at his feet and spread along his whole body. Looking through squinted eyes he saw golden fur sprouted on his hands…that for some reason were turning into PAAWS! WTF!

"Hera! YOU BITCH! WHAT THE TARTARUS DID YOU DO TO ME!" Yelled Zeus his fur standing on end and of course he didn't realize that his brothers had just gone through the same thing.

"I'm sorry honey," cooed Hera. "I don't speak cat."

Zeus glared at Hera as she smirked.

"What the- Zeus what did you do!" Yelled a voice from behind him.

Zeus turned to see a black cat with a blue shine and sea blue eyes glaring at him.

"Poseidon?" Asked Zeus as he turned in a full circle.

"Well, who do you think it was dumb ass? Kelly Slater!" Snapped Poseidon "Now what the hell did you do?"

"Me! I didn't do anything! It was our wives!" Hissed Zeus his fur standing on end.

"Crap what hit me." Moaned another voice.

Poseidon and Zeus both stopped their fighting to see a black cat rubbing his head, one eye close the other open. The cat's open eye was black as night.

"H-Hades?" Stuttered Poseidon.

"Yes….What am I doing here?" Asked Hades as he looked around him. Taking in his surroundings he concluded that he was in deep shit, and his wife had something to do with it.

Just when the big three got over their shock and were about to start hissing and spitting demands. They were picked up by the scruff of the neck, instinct took over. Their feet curled inward and their ears pinned back.

"I feel so exposed!" Squeaked Poseidon as his tail curled up too.

"Well girls lets go." Said Amphitrite and in a flash of white light they disappeared, heading toward different demigods.

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