Lip Service

A HariPo freeverse piece

by mew-tsubaki

Note: The Harry Potter characters belong to J.K. Rowling, not to me. This pairing is a Mew and Mor's Weird Pairing, which you may find in the M&MWP forum (see my profile for details). Check out and join the forum FUN! Read, review, and enjoy! Originally written for Morghen.

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W W W

Weasley's

Wizarding

Wheezes

3 little letters (really one, but who's counting?)

known (in)famously aRoUnD the campus

Fred&&George

(or is it Gred&&Forge?)

are

S*U*P*E*R*S*T*A*R*S

so everyone should know them,

r_i_g_h_t?

{ wrong }

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It's made-celebrityvs.name-celebrity

E·v·e·r·y·o·n·e knows

.::S_c_a_m_a_n_d_e_r::.

but they know Newt, not

Rolf (?who?)

It's not as though he

appeared out of think air!

(oh, really? *snort*)

He's that redheaded Ravenclaw,

with the blueso blue eyes

roving over his books

&& a nonchalant |stare|

that happens to ( ( r_o_a_m ) )

everyw h_e_r_e

And he has no care for tricks&&jeers

when there are so many creatures to

d.i.s.c.o.v.e.r.

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Advertising

requires t~r~a~v~e~l

across the grounds

Fred's up for -anything-

so long as he and his brother have custom—

*crash!*

Ah! A prospective customer!

Ton-Tongue Toffee?or?Puking Pastille?or?—

n. o. ?

(what's that word?)

How can this bloody Eagle say

No?

Who says "no" to

.::Fred Weasley::.

?

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Rolf had led a quietvery quiet

life…until

| T_H_A_T |

…i-n-c-i-d-e-n-t

&& then tranquility

all went up in

[fabricated] f~l~a~m~e~s

because he's tailed now&&

Weasley shows no sign of

-relenting-

to make his presence known to Rolf

(by Godric, didn't he realize he did that a

w. h. i. l. e.

back?)

& Rolf gets the nasty feeling his newfound

c*o*m*p*a*n*i*o*n

has something up his §sleeve§…

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Fred brushes off George every time he's teased about

"his Ravenclaw"

(yeah, George? Know anyone by the moniker of

~LoOnY LoVeGoOd~?)

but it's strange, this

gameturnedintrigue

because Fred…wants more than just "Rolfie's" business

(he wants to be his business…)

&& finding that auburn ponytail

has become so im:por:tant since Fred feels

he's got to yank on it,

p_u_l_l Rolfie's gaze OUT of the book,

and up to him,

& tell (warn) Rolf of the creature right |there|,

w·a·i·t·i·n·g to

DEVOUR

him

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B) Hmm… I love Fred in this, though I'm an avid Georgey fan… Oh, how I'm being swayed! *lol* Anyone like the passing mention of Georguna? ;) It'd also be like Fred to make himself known to everyone. :D

Thanks for reading, and please review!

-mew-tsubaki :)

2017 note: *LOL* This 2011 piece paints some nice images in my mind, esp of Fred tugging on his hair to get Rolf's attention (I hc Rolf as blue-eyed and with red bushy hair like a lion's mane :P).