The Young Wizards

by Benji The Vampire Confuser

Harry Potter and all associated characters are the intellectual Property of J.K. Rowling. The Young Ones concept was created by Rick Mayall, Lise Mayer, Ben Elton and Alexei Sayle.

"Get out of it Weasley," Draco sneered, "This is my bedroom!"

"Piss off Malfoy!" Ron growled. "I was here first!"

"Oh you were not Blood Traitor! I got in here half a second before you did!"

"Fine." Ron leveled his wand at the bed. "Incendio." The bed burst into flames. "All yours then."

"Oh very mature Weasley! I don't want this bedroom now, you set fire to it!"

"Well I don't want it either."

They both glared at each other for a moment, then dashed out to the top of the stairs.

"Neville!" they shouted. "Your bedroom is on fire!"