Hey there, weird people! I know some of you were expecting Harry Potter in the next chapter of Making Fun of an Old Cyborg, buuut... I'd thought I'd break cannon a little and show a little skit. Some of you are Tangled fans, I've heard, so here's a skit. It starts off traditional story line based but in any case... Just read the skit! (Wow… I said "skit" four times… Let's say it some more! Skit, skit, skit SKIT, skit Skit! Yeah… no more Organization XIII goes shopping for me…)
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There was no real reason as to why the pirate ship had made a stop to the quaint little tavern so strangely named the "Fluffy Duckling". It was only because of the fact that its driver was corralled into a deal. For the freedom of using the many devices he withheld on him, he was forced to fly through the Etherium just because the ever annoying Yuni L. Ooney had wanted him to. Man, that girl was annoying, and crazy to boot. She never stopped tormenting the man!
Once they touched down, the burly pirate jumped out of the boat with the devious minded teen following closely behind, holding a tape player of all things. Music was erupting from the building in front of them, and John Silver knew he was in for it. But by "in for it", he meant Yuni's torture, not payment for crime.
They opened the door and snuck in quietly. Though the level of noise they entered at was low, they were still noticed. As the slim figure of a man was coming to a close at singing his lame tale of a dream, all eyes turned on Yuni and Silver.
The man who was playing the piano asked as he pointed his hook at the cyborg, "'Ey, you gotta dream?" Silver remained silent. He really didn't want to give in to Yuni's torment, but upon looking down at Yuni, he remembered that she had a tape with the all famous "Jar of Dirt" song in the tape player and was the only one with the key to his freedom. He grumbled and yelled," Aye, that I do! But I ain't singin' dat's fer sure!" Thus the crowd began to chant "Sing" around him. He looked back to the white haired trouble maker, who was waving the tape player at him and taunting him with the key at her hip by pointing to it. Then she mouthed the word the crowd was chanting.
That tears it… "Gimme a tune to sing ta', will ye," the pirate captain yelled to the one handed pianist. He nodded and began to play. And thus Silver began to sing:
Silver: I gotta dream!
Crowd: He's got a dream!
Silver: Though I've been chased through ev'ry galaxy and beaten as it seems –motions to the mechanized parts- I got a dream!
Crowd: He's got a dream!
Silver: All I wish is for one thing only, the trove of Flint, I dream of solely! –jumps onto a table using various gestures- That's me dream! It's jus' a simple thing, yes it seems, but it'll make me richer'n any king! That's part of me dream!
Yuni: -grins and jumps in- Almost as bad as Rider's is your dream, Silver!
Flynn: -scowls- Why me...
Silver: Mine be more specific than he, Yuni, but at the most at least I have a dream!
Crowd: He's got a dream!
Silver: Now I jus' want that treasure, worth me sanity I measure! –tips over table and slides off of it grinning- But spacin' ta find it is what's best for me, for I be a pirate and a scurvy one at that, yes, this ol' scoundrel's got a dream!
Yuni: -rolls eyes- Suuure…
Silver: What of you, Yuni? Ye got a dream ye can even muster?
Yuni: -Grins wildly- Oh yes… I've got a dream all right.
Silver: Oh great…
Yuni: Oh yes, I have a dream! It's a crazy one, it seems, but I think it'll be better than any scheme! You see this pirate here, he's really only the worst dreamer, it's clear! Soon he'll see a pie haunting his dreams!
Flynn: -looking at me odd- Why a pie? What's so bad about a pie?
Yuni: Why a pie? Well as it may seem, I make up these schemes and in everyone… I torment him by splatting his face with a pie!
Silver: Riiight. Where ye gonna git a pie 'ere?
Yuni: -throws a pie from a pile given by the people at the tavern- Here!
Silver: Gaaah! –dodges-
Yuni: I've got a dream! –throws another pie-
Crowd: She's got a dream! –cheers as Yuni chucks another pie and it hits him dead in the stomach-
Yuni: I've got a dream! –chucks another pie- Though it may seem quite evil and seriously non midevil, It's my dream!
Crowd: It's her dream!
Everyone but Silver: -finishes song while Yuni chucks pies at Silver-
They walked out of the bar… Well, Silver stumbled due to being covered from head to toe in pie. He stopped and shouted, "All right, Yuni! Let me have me freedom back!" She nodded and unlocked the device. Soon Silver had this look in his eye. Seeing the danger, Yuni ran, escaping imminent peril somehow… Oh, and Silver has one thing to say…
Silver: Yuuuuuunnnnniiiiiii! I'm gonna git you, ye little miscreant!
Yuni: Try and catch me, toilet head! –runs away laughing-
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Well, did ya like it? Review with crazy suggestions, please so I won't look like an idiot! Wait… I'm a crazy genius idiot, so… it's too late. Wait… does that even make sense? Review peoples! I do not own Tangled or Treasure Planet! I do own my craziness!