Disclaimer: Kirk and Spock are not mine!

A/N: So I can't take a break from these humor fics for long! Don't worry, I haven't forgotten about And Saavik Make Three. Just be patient!

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Songs In The Key of Trek

Vulcan Boys

(Parody of Katy Perry's 'California Girls')

Spock: Greetings, loved ones Let us take a journey

Kirk:
I know a place
Where the grass is nonexistent
Warm, dry and strict
There they like to conserve water
Sippin' plomeek soup
Layin' under Kylin'the trees
My crew
Break their necks
Try'na creep a little sneak peek

You could travel through spa-ace
But there's no trip Like a Vulcan's grip
Once you journey with us
You'll be falling in love
Oooooh oh oooooh

Vulcan boys, you know
they are so logical
in pon farr
they like it on top
Their mindmelds
So hot
They'll make your brain explode
Oooooh oh oooooh

Vulcan Boys, you know
They're undeniable
Smart, strong, smug
They got it down low
Eyebrow represent
Throw your salute up
Oooooh oh oooooh

[Kirk]
Bond on the beach
We don't mind sand in our Vulcan robes
We mate
In his estate
Mike Giacchino's on the stereo (Oh oh)

You could travel through spa-ace
But there's no trip
Like a Vulcan's grip
Once you travel with us
You'll be falling in love
Oooooh oh oooooh

[Kirk]
Vulcan boys, you know
they are so logical
in pon farr
they like it on top
Their mindmelds
So hot
They'll make your brain explode
Oooooh oh oooooh

Vulcan Boys, you know
They're undeniable
Smart, strong, smug
They got it down low
Eyebrow represent
Throw your salute up
Oooooh oh oooooh

[Spock]
Toned, tanned
Fit and ready
Turn it up 'cause Jim's gaze is heavy

Though he does boast,
Kirk is the one I love the most

I mean the one
I mean like he's the one
Kiss him
Touch him
lick his thumb

Mind's a trip
He likes to strip
and lives on the ship
I am fine
I will not play
I love the Bay
Just like I love J.K.
He beat my
Test so well
His golden mind captivates

Humans
Hangin' out
Emotions
Hangin' out
Devotee, please guide me, I love thee
No logic
Just captain
And commander
JK my bondmate
(Yeah)
You are lookin' here baby
(Uh huh)
I am all up on you
'Cause we representin' New Vulcan
(Ohhh yeahh)

[Kirk]
Vulcan boys, you know
they are so logical
in pon farr
they like it on top
Their mindmelds
So hot
They'll make your brain explode
Oooooh oh oooooh

Vulcan Boys, you know
They're undeniable
Smart, strong, smug
They got it down low
Eyebrow represent
Throw your salute up
Oooooh oh oooooh

Spock: Vulcan boys, man.