Summary: Dean doesn't like Sam to drive. Just a drabble-type thing. T for implied Wincest.

Jankenpo for Shotgun By frostygossamer

You know why Dean hates Sam to drive his baby, don't you?

You know how it annoys the hell out of him how he has to bang the driver's door twice because be doesn't know the knack to get it to close right the first time.

You know how it irritates him how he adjusts the seat for his long lanky frame and never bothers to put it back the way he found it.

You know how it infuriates him when he drops M&M's on the seat, marking the leather, instead of brushing them all over the floor the way Dean does.

You know how its bothers him how he never starts to sing along to the radio when a great track comes on, unless Dean starts first, because he's concentrating on the road ahead.

You know how the most annoying thing is how, when he goes for the gear stick, he sometimes misses it by accident and touches Dean's knee.

Obviously Dean objects to that.

Because Dean NEVER does that accidentally.

No, Dean doesn't like Sam to drive... the Impala.

The End

A/N: *Winks and twirls moustache*
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