To Master or Not to Master

A HariPo freeverse piece

by mew-tsubaki

Note: The Harry Potter characters belong to J.K. Rowling, not to me. This pairing is a Mew and Mor's Weird Pairing, which you may find in the M&MWP forum (see my profile for details). Check out and join the forum FUN! Read, review, and enjoy! Originally written for Morghen.

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Oh, how Kreacher missed his

Master Regulus!

Kreacher does not know the

y_e_a_r_s

that went by

Kreacher only knows the

Hole

Kreacher felt

after Master Regulus'

death

& Kreacher would rather

L_I_K_E

not to be

disturbed

by anyone

a.n.y.m.o.r.e

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Filthy Mudbloods…

Dirty blood-traitors…

Ah, Master Potter…

That's

Master Regulus'

locket!

A search for

Mundungus,

you say?

Yes, master…

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Stupid, stupid Dobby

Dobby was hungry

Took us to

Hogwarts

Now Kreacher must

wait

Kreacher does not

WAIT

Kreacher—

Kreacher misses Master Regulus

You, squid, understand Kreacher?

Ugh, disgusting beast

Do not

pat Kreacher's head

The Giant Squid never had a

m-a-s-t-e-r

Squid does not

understand Kreacher

no matter how tightly

Squid hugs Kreacher,

Squid will not have Squid's feelings returned

Kreacher cares for Master Regulus only, so goodbye

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Squid is shunned—*sob*!

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D8 WTF? This is just so…strange…funny and angsty all at ONCE?! Morghen, this is your [bad] influence, *lol*. Oh, and that was Squid saying his (or her? If it's his, does this become slash?) only line. Poor Squiddy, turned away with nary another glance. You'll get Kreacher someday, Squiddy! XDDDDDD

Thanks for reading, and please review!

-mew-tsubaki ;3

2017 note: Sometimes a crack pairing was golden in my hands back in 2010… I still can't believe my pals became a fan of the ship, but I guess it's the absurdity of the ship crossed with good writing? XDDD *ideka* Basically, the short and sweet of it is that I can write anything. ;P