Our Organization of Narcissists

A HariPo freeverse piece

by mew-tsubaki

Note: The Harry Potter characters belong to J.K. Rowling, not to me. This pairing is a Mew and Mor's Weird Pairing, which you may find in the M&MWP forum (see my profile for details). Check out and join the forum FUN! Read, review, and enjoy!

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"It's all false love and affection

You don't want me

You just like the attention"

La Roux, "I'm Not Your Toy"

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So here's how it goes:

Once a stick-in-the-mud

ALWAYS a stickinthemud

(oh & it's hereditary)

which is why a certain

MollyLilandraWeasley

was set in her ways

('cause, really, Audrey never was able to

c-u-r-e Percy of his pratty bigheadedness)

& then there was the

QUIETSCHEMER,

who had years of experience of

pulling the

s—t–r-i-n–g—s

So this little Weasley

was just the next challenge

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Obliviator is as

Obliviator does

&& Molly never let the stress

(the strain)

get to her

She knew where she stood

Working for M.O.M.

Everyone's a

t o o l

But he

(the last Nott)

didn't feel like falling into an obedient mold

It was why he became an *Unspeakable*

(heehee, he'll never talk about it!)

&& really,

it makes things i_n_t_e_r_e_s_t_i_n_g,

especially

when he must work with the

"Memory Correction" squad

Oh, little Weasel,

You didn't see the predator around the corner

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It started out simple

go in, get the job D.O.N.E

& no one's worse for the wear

But Theo caught up with her,

fell into step with her

& Mols' defenses

shot right up

"Hullo, Miss Weasley"

"Mr. Nott"

"Lovely night tonight"

"In comparison to what my Obliviators had to do…yes"

pause

"You have circles under your eyes"

"Hah, I'm surprised you can see them behind my glasses"

&& something strikes him

A vague memory enchants him

& suddenly,

he is happy for the

cover of night

For he recalls another brunette with

the same short, wavy hair &

the same apathetic (?) stare

Hmm…

that one didn't wear spectacles…

but that one didn't have enough

warmth,

either, to reach out & make him F~E~E~L

(again)

Well, now.

Is it that much of a scheme

when a woman relents much as

her w_i_z_a_r_d wanted?

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Okay, so I originally had this planned out to be one or two FVs. SERIOUSLY. But I really liked this pairing and the idea and all the possible plot-bunnies reared their ugly heads…so there's a lot more where this came from. In order, the next ones (all posted, btw) are: "Recruitment," "Tie Breaker," "Just One Mistake," "I Can't Handle It, After All," and "One Last Summer." "And Then It Dawns" & "Catch & Release" also fall in this same universe (and "Catch & Release" kinda goes with "Seemingly Simple," too). Read 'em all or pick and choose—but my suggestion is that you at least read those first five. Ha, I may just have to do a multi-chapter fic for this world/storyline… You'll see why when you read the others. ;) Cookies to whoever knows where I first wrote Mols as an Obliviator… B)

Thanks for reading, and please review!

-mew-tsubaki X3

2017 note: OH, YEAH. The ideas for Molly Weasley II came rly easy to me for a bit, so…I wrote a bunch of linked FVs. Ahh, I like this universe, tho. And Theo was thinking of an old romance with Tracey Davis, hence the comparison to her and Mols (altho I guess that's just based on my headcanons of what they look like…ah, well).