Of Vulcans, Wizards and Candy

Chapter One

Not to be taken seriously. ;) Some characters may be a little out of character, I'm just having fun with them. ;)

A Star Trek Original Series and Harry Potter Crossover, Nooooo ! Please don't run away screaming, come back ! At least try it. ;) Will feature Albus and Minerva later, my main ship, and I will continue writing MMAD. :)

Standard disclaimer stuff - I don't own anything, but I wish I did. ;) Leave your sanity at the door on the way in. ;)

James T Kirk, Captain of the Starship Enterprise, and Doctor Leonard McCoy, also known as Bones, were strolling together along one of the passages of the Enterprise deep in conversation. So intense was their talk about their continued mission to explore where no human had gone before, that they failed to hear the loud pop just a few feet behind them.

Suddenly Kirk felt a light tap on his shoulder. "Excuse me ..." said a gentle unfamiliar voice, "Would you mind telling me where exactly I am ?"

"What the blazes ?" Kirk gasped as he swung round.

Before them stood a tall thin man who looked both extremely ancient and yet eternally youthful. He had long silver hair and an even longer silver beard, his eyes were a bright sparkling blue, and he wore long flowing robes of a rich midnight blue adorned with sparkling silver and gold stars and moons. On top of his head was a tall pointed hat, also bedecked with shimmering stars and moons. Half moon glasses were perched precariously on the tip of a long crooked nose.

Kirk and McCoy's mouths fell open in astonishment, then the captains hand slammed against the communications relay on the wall, "Intruder alert ! Security to deck three !" He commanded.

"I assure you I mean no harm ..." The old man said softly, "It's just ... you see ... I'm not quite sure where exactly I am, or indeed how I got here ... it is all most odd ..."

McCoy was gazing at the stranger with an odd look in his eyes, almost as though he was wandering in long ago childhood memories. "Like something out of a story book ..." He murmured.

"Bones ?" Kirk queried.

The Doctor shook himself, and tried to return to the world of spaceships and reality. "Nothing Jim."

Kirk shot him a curious look, and then turned to the twinkly eyed old man who stood gazing at him curiously. "How did you get onto my ship ? Did the Klingons send you ?" He asked.

"Ah so we are at sea then ? The old man asked, "I assume it is night time since I don't see any water ... a most curious ship if you will permit me to say so ..."

"Perhaps I should take him to sickbay and perform a psychiatric evaluation ..." McCoy murmured in Kirk's ear.

The tall strangely dressed man spoke again, "But I have forgotten my manners gentlemen, I do beg your pardon for my rudeness in not introducing myself sooner. I am Albus Dumbledore." Albus gave a courteous half bow and raised his tall pointed hat, then proffered his wizened hand. "And your names are ?"

Seeming half disbelieving McCoy shook Albus' hand and introduced himself as "Doctor Leonard McCoy at your service Sir." Being of southern origin the good doctor was certainly not going to be outdone in good manners and courtesy. When Kirk glared at him, McCoy nudged his friend in the ribs and snapped "Jim, where are your manners ?"

The captain's even more fiercesome glare was interrupted by the arrival of two red shirted security guards, who rounded the corner with phasers drawn and set to stun. As they ran towards the group of three, the younger one whispered uneasily to his companion, "You know I heard that the guy in the red shirt always gets it ..."

"Nonsence !" The older man snapped, "That's just a space myth !"

"Fascinating ..." Albus muttered, his half moon glasses gleaming with curiosity as he noticed the phasers. "I assume those are your wands ? They really are most unusual ... May I ?" Albus beamed at the nonplussed security guard and reached out his hand to examine the phaser.

"Now then laddie keep your cool." The older guard warned, as the young man's finger tightened on the trigger. "Now then Sir, please don't touch the phasers, wouldn't want you to get hurt." He added directing a firm no nonsence gaze at Albus.

"I understand, however I assure you that I have arrived here entirely by accident, and that I mean you no harm." Albus said softly, then turning to the Captain said quietly. "I understand your caution Sir, but perhaps if you would permit me to explain ?"

Kirk sighed, he had a strong instinct for anything which might create chaos or trouble on his beloved Enterprise, and his instinct was positively screaming that this innocuous looking old man was in some way going to create utter havoc. "Very well." He said curtly, "If you would accompany me to the briefing room." As they strode towards the turbo lift Kirk gestured to the security guards to follow them.

Author's Notes

Well this is my first ever piece of fanfic incorporating the Star Trek characters, please review and let me know how I did.

I'm not really sure how many chapters there will be, or where the plot is going, or if there even is a plot, it's really just a 'suspend logic, insane, rather random' story. I do have plans to have Minerva make an appearance later on. I guess a lot is dependant on whether people like this story enough to want me to continue it, so if you do like it please review. ;)

This chapter is really to try and build the story, I tried to make it funny but I'm really not sure I succeeded. It feels so odd to write something other than Harry Potter, but this wish to combine the trek characters with the Harry Potter characters has been eating at me for years, espeicially Spock and Dumbledore. It's really Kamai6 who inspired me to finally have a go, so thanks for that. :) Kirk, Spock and MCoy were my first fandom, and if I had been writing fanfic then, they surely would have been about them, I am however not good on the technical stuff so sorry for any errors.