Letters to the Editor

The following letters were sent in collectively by mail from The Team upon discovering what is known as 'fan-fiction'. These letters are written by the individuals expressing their discrepancies, concerns, and praise over what is considered 'canon' and 'noncanon'.

All letters were edited (in Arthur's case totally revamped. His linguistic skills on paper are horrendous,) and as best as possible, kept in original context. If any extreme changes were made (such as Arthur's case), foot notes will be listed to clarify what the original context may have been.

All views expressed in these letters are not that of the Editor's. Any offenses, complaints, or screams of outrage expressed in form of a review critique will be sent to the original writer of the letter and dealt with thus as they see fit. For example, Mr. Eames will more than likely laugh, crumple the complaint, and either set it on fire or find a way to try and make it down Ariadne's top.

On behalf of The Team, we thank you for your time and hope these insights help bring forth a better understanding of the people you choose to manipulate, toy, and/or destroy with your stories.

-Editor in Chief, Voldemort's Spawn