Realization

Disclaimer: I wish I owned Glee, but I don't...

AN: Here you go. This little plot bunny bit me last night just as I was about to go to bed. I couldn't help it - I had to write this down.

"You know, I just realized something..."

"Realized what?"

"Beth is now Shelby's daughter."

"...It took you this long to realize that? I think all that Broadway music has messed up your brain. Must be something in the soundwaves..."

"Oh, shut up. That's not what I meant."

"Then what did you mean?"

"What I meant is, Beth is Shelby's daughter - albeit her adopted daughter. You are her biological mother. I'm Shelby's biological daughter raised by a different family. So if I'm Shelby's daughter and so is Beth, then that makes us sisters, and if we're sisters, then that makes you my aunt. Which, to be frank, I find incredibly weird. No offense."

"...Oh, my gosh."

"Yes, or something like that."

"Beth is Shelby's daughter!"

"...I think we covered that already, Quinn."

"And I'm - I'm your - this is just too creepy. I'm actually related to you now? That is so wrong..."

"Oh, come on - it's not that bad. Being related to me is not nearly so disturbing as you make it out to be. I'll have you know that I'm a perfectly pleasant person to be related to. In fact, I-"

"Rachel. Shut up. I'm dealing with traumatizing information here. Discovering that I'm related to the girl I used to hate, who stole my boyfriend and made out with the guy who got me pregnant, and who skipped my daughter's birth to watch her ex-boyfriend sing -"

"I said I was sorry!"

"- and who sticks stars everywhere and who refuses to dress like a normal teenager -"

"Hey! I resent that! I am a perfectly normal teenager -"

"- and who can't stop talking to save her life, so really, it's a lot to take in."

"- and I take pride in my sense of style and - hey, why'd you stop talking?"

"Because I finished my sentence, bozo."

"Oh."

". . ."

". . ."

"...I'm your aunt."

"I really admire your ability to state the overwhelmingly obvious."

"You know what this means?"

"No, Quinn. I have no idea whatsoever what this means. Enlighten me."

"I can totally boss you around now!"

"Quinn, I hate to burst your bubble, but you kind of already do."

"Yeah, well, now I have an excuse."

". . ."

". . ."

"...I just realized something."

"What now?"

"Puck's Beth's father."

"So?"

"If Beth is my sister, and you're my aunt, then what does that make Puck to me?"

". . ."

". . ."

"...We're never talking about this again."

"Agreed."

AN: I seriously just realized this last night. I can't believe they didn't mention anything about it on the show. So what did you think? Scary, huh?