I don't own Naruto or GIJOE OR ANYTHING ELSE.
A 4 year old Naruto was in the woods surrounding Konoha. As he walked through the woods his stomach was growling and thought "Food, I need food...Why did they have to kick me out of the orphanage, where will I go."
After 20 more minutes of searching Naruto saw a cherry tree with cherries on it hanging over a river and Naruto saw the berries and thought "I recognise those from the market." as he tried to get to the cherries. Eventually he succeed in climbing the cherry tree and began to eat as many of the cherries as he could.
Naruto had nearly ate every cherry on the tree and was still hungry when he saw some more on the tip of one of the branches and he began to crawl out to it but slipped off and fell into the river below.
Naruto surfaced for a moment and screamed "Help...I can't swim." as the river began to drag him down stream.
Naruto went under the water and found he couldn't get back to the surface as he was being pulled down and he hit his head on something and blacked out.
When he awoke he found himself in a pitch black place and he gasped for breath and he stood up out of the water he could feel around him and said "Hello...someone...help."
Hearing his own echo he began to feel around trying to find a way out and he evenutally hit stone and as he moved his hands along the stone he thought "Feels like...bricks."
Feeling along the wall Naruto followed down a long tunnel and then felt room where he couldn't see until he came to a place where the walls became bright as lights came on and Naruto saw he was inside some sort of room with all kinds of machines he didn't recognise.
On a wall a huge projection of a man wearing a blue and black outfit with a red cobra design on his shrit and a metal mask over his face and the figure said "So it would seem someone discovered my lab and since your not dead yet from this place exploding means that I have not sent the reset command once a month to reset the traps then I must be dead. If so then that means that my dreams and ambition have been destroyed...but there's an old saying, never underestimate a snake because even in death it's venom can kill you. If you are my enemy then you would have already destroyed this place but since it still stands means that you either came looking for this place or stumbled upon it. In either case that makes you my heir, my legacy. I turn over to you all my years of hard work and discovery to do with as you see fit and I make a humble request. Do what I was unable to do. Make the name of the Cobra a name that is feared around the world. Take over the world and rule it with an Iron fist. Make those who riducled me and looked down on me see the error of their ways...My name is Cobra Commander and if you so chose to complete my final request place both your arms in the 2 holes in the wall where the picture of the Cobra is painted and I will give you a gift even in death that will aid you in completing our shared goal." as the screen went blank but the room stayed lighted up.
Naruto looked at the screen and thought "He's just like me, people always looking down on me and being mean to me...he wants me to be his heir...like his son...Dad."
Naruto looked at the screen and said "If you want me for a son I'll complete your dream...Father." as he walked over to the wall where the cobra was painted and stuck both his arms in where the fangs look like they would bite and Naruto felt something stab into his arms and he screamed before he blacked out.
When he woke up he found he had fell to the ground and he looked at his arms and saw what appeared to be a cobra in a circle on each arm and thought "Nannite injections...wait, how do I know that...I see, cleaver, you downloaded your knowledge into the nannites that enter into the bloodstream and goto the brain where they connect to the brain and implant your knowledge...I'll make you proud father." as he stood up and began to look around the lab before he searched for a way out.
Naruto found himself coming to the end of a tunnel and he saw a switch on the wall and pulled it. The ground outside began to raise and Naruto walked out and looked around and thought "No way...I've been here before, this is the top of the Hokage Monument...Hmm, I remember now, I need something from the lab." as he turned and ran back down into the lab and when he got there he began to search through the drawers till he found a small black tube and thought "Great, I'll have to find batteries somewhere." as he tried the device and nothing happened.
Naruto then walked back to the entrance and pulled the handle again and ran out before the door closed.
Naruto looked and saw the ground was completely unmarked where you couldn't tell it was there and thought "Yes, this will be the beginning of the return of the Cobra."