*DISCLAIMER*

This was done for fun but if you take this personally or get personally offended, then you are an idiot. I have nothing against everyday, run-of-the-mill Twilight fans but if you are a Twitard, well then, WHY ARE YOU READING THIS?

TWISHITE

After the success of thatpile of shite, I present to you a delightfully delightful compilation of parodies of the books you love to hate.

Behold! Twishite, a neatly condensed version of Twilight except the characters' personalities (or lack, thereof) have been shamelessly exposed for your enjoyment.

Unlike Twilight, Twishite has an added twist ending so reading this is great value for your time (unlike Twilight).

Without further ado, I present to you, Twishite!

A/N:

Please review the story/summary/thing! I know some of you are too lazy to sign in (hell, I get lazy myself) so I've decided to enable anonymous reviews for all you lazy people out there. Some of you Twitards might want to use this to your advantage and flame me 24/7 but it's okay.

And some of you have been suggesting that I make a sequel to Twishite, but honestly, I can't bear to read any more Twilight books. I feel my IQ drop with every sentence in those horrible glorified toilet paper dispensers. So basically, I don't think I'll do it. I will not subject myself to more of Stephanie Meyer's drivel.