Gues what? Not mine. :;sigh:: but i hope you enjoy! : D

Of course he would use the blond. Eames is a master forger; he knows what people are looking for and what they like to see. The blond is, in a word, perfect. Porcelain skin, big eyes and hair that a man would love to bury their hands in for a night. Eames knows the blond is perfect, it's why he uses her every chance he can when Arthur is around.

Arthur can't stand her. She's perfect and can be anything any man would want. Sure, he knows that this is a projection, a tool, but that doesn't mean he has to tolerate her. Eames is always amused when he reacts,

"Quick, give me a kiss."

Not his smartest plan to date, but it got the message across to Eames. What does he get in reply? A wink, Eames knows why he kisses her and knows that nothing will come of it. It was pure jealousy, a poke at Eames for using that freaking blond.

"So, you do realize how much trouble that kiss is going to cause you in the future? She's going to think that she has a chance. Does she?" Eames asks with a smirk on his face.

"If you hadn't used that damn blond…"

"Now, come on love. You know I prefer brunettes." Eames takes hold of Arthur and kisses him, claims him.

It's true; Eames does have a fondness for brunettes. Doesn't mean Arthur has to like that damn blond.