***Attention***

***now taking requests***

Well friends, I have a lot of fun writing theses and hope to continue this for as long as I can. Since I can't mess with every scene from every Kingdom Hearts game, I have decided to start taking requests. Request scenes can be from Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts 2, Kingdom Hearts: Re Chain of Memories or Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days. Send your requests to me via review or personal message, whichever you prefer. Every requested scene, I'll dedicate to the person/people who requested it. I might also do a few more on my own. And now, on to the story! (Warning! This is a bit suckish!)

Sora's Confrontation with Winnie the Pooh

Sora: Hey Pooh!

Pooh: Hello, Somebody-I-don't-know

Sora: Where is everybody?

Pooh: Hmm. I have to figure out who 'everybody' is. Think, think, think.

Sora: ***sighs*** Let's get a few things straight here. My name is Sora, and the only reason I'm in your pansy forest is to get the orichalcum plus to synthesize the Ultima Weapon. It's frickin' sweet. Not that you would know anything about that. Oh, and another thing. I'm not gonna be all "rated E" nice to you like I was last time. I'm gonna cuss as much as I want. ***let's out insanely long string of curses*** There, I ruined Disney forever. Now get your fat ass over here so we can find your friends.

Pooh: Oh bother, that's not very nice.

Sora: Do you wanna look for your friends or do you want a Keyblade up your ass? Come on!

Pooh: ***waddles after Sora as fast as he can***

Sora: ***gets hit in the head by a rogue honey pot*** This whole damn forest is a safety hazard!

***both come upon a large tree in which Piglet is stuck in***

Sora: ***looks up** There ya are. Frickin' Piglet! Let's go! We still gotta destroy Eeyore's house and jack some honey off of Rabbit.

Piglet: Help me!

Sora: How did you get in this tree in the first place?

Piglet: The wind blew me up here.

Sora: The wind? You really need to beef up, eat some more protein or whatever.

Pooh: Oh, Piglet, I am oh so hungry. Do you happen to have a small smackeral of honey with you?

Sora: Do you ever think about anything other than food! Whatever, let's go!

***Sora runs off while Pooh tries to keep up. Piglet is still in the tree. Sora and Pooh come out into a clearing. Pooh, exhausted, passes out.***

Sora: Well, that's one problem solved. ***is silent for a moment*** Oh shit! How do I get out of this book!