Okay, I didn't make these up, they come straight from the script; I've just adjusted them so they fit the writing format… Disclaimer: I do not own Norm, Trudy or any of the other characters; they belong to James Cameron.

"Grace?" asks Jake.

"Well who'd you expect, numbnuts? Think fast!" she replies.

She throws him a piece of Pandoran fruit, which he catches.

"Motor control is looking good," Grace approves.

Jake bites into the fruit, the juice running down his chin.

"Hey, check it out."

Jake turns to see Norm's avatar posing like a bodybuilder – chest shot, back shot, bi's.

"I am a living god," he says.

Yeah, I know, not a Norm/Trudy moment, but I found it funny.