SNAPE + HARRY?!!?!!!!

Snapa didnt really want to have secx this Harry but he was all fired up and now he just wanted to get it on he didn't care with who at this point anymore!!!~!!

He cast sum spell at Harry n Hry stoped and turned around tho he dint want 2. NO SNAPE but then snap cast the silencyo spell and harry coudnylt talk. He thout he was dun 4 as he drew closer 2 snape, whos eyes burned wif the excetment fond in the mouths of ravenos aligators.

Then all of a sudin like a godly beam of lite there came DUMBEDLORE!!!! He had finsished his bag of prunes and wanted to ask Snape for some morer but clapsed his hand over his beared moth when he realized SANAP WAS ABOUT TO HAVE SEXW ITH HARRY! O_O

Whats going on here? He asked in his old man voise but of cours Hry who was sly under the silensing spell cud not anser. Dumblydoor seemd to get it cos he sent harry on his way aftry handing him his sweater that had sumhow endded up halfway down flichs pants.

Nobody new how flich had got his pants on again, or y mrs Norris seemed sudenly serene.

Sevvveris I need to have a word with you" said dumblredore in a very serious toan. Having sex with everyone at hogwards without theirer permission is not acceptable!!! He yelled thjis very loudly hoping it would stick to the potions professors brain.

Snap lookd loike he wud have wantd to protest but b4 he cud get out teh words fumbledoor grabd him by his greesy hair and began sucking face wif him. So stick 2 1 person okay! He said and Harry lef the room feeling scraed and as tho he wud never quite get over wat he hads just seen. Flich left inexplickablee happy and mrs Norris left a bit whiter than she had cum in as.

Snope couldnt beleve it. The passionate fries that were burning in his heart for Flitch since he had first started teachaching at Hogtwarts had just been put out by what felt like ICE COLD WATER ANDPAIN. He braked away from Doubledoor and slinked back into the darkest corner of the dangin to cry. sniff sniff

Dumbledoar was feeling the prunes. He let snap go as he rushed off 2 the bathrum to empyt his boels.

THE END

O IM so sad this fic is over it was soooooo fun 2 rite n I lub filch x mrs Norris, y duesnt ne1 rite it!?

I HOEP U ENJOYED THIS FIC NAO REBIEW ME PLZ THX

ALSO I LUB GOLD FISH AND DISCO BIRD SO MUCH