This was horrible.

I'm not going to sugarcoat anything because it won't help you with your writing, at all. This though, was just horrible. The spelling was horrendous, especially if you cannot spell 'anybody' or 'because' properly. You should not be writing if you cannot even comprehend the basics of the English language. Text language/script is strictly against the rules of this particular website. I'm not trying to discourage from writing, because you obviously have followers. However, you shouldn't give your readers headaches when they attempt to read your work. I mean, how old are you? Your writing seems very immature, like you haven't developed a style. You should consider getting a beta, because this is just... bad.

LOL! Thiz fik mak me laf! Though I am too lazy to decode the spelling towards the end. Heh. But still, Good Job!

Funny plot, funny spelling and sure as heck funny title. Snap's secret. ROFL.

Fumbledoor. Sucking Snap's face off. After devouring a bag of prunes. Oh the terrifying nightmares I will be having. Unthinkable. I don't want this to be over! I'm off to read your other stories now!

I can't believe you dragged innocent Harry into this dong fest. Oh, I could kiss you. Positions textbook indeed.

Lawl! Pamela Anderson and Dolly Parton SIMLES for the win.

Must. Stop. Reading. Btw, your beta did an AMAZING job. Just saying. I'm cramping up from the hilarity. Totally not appreciated. I think I might have to start worshipping you.

GAAAH! Nekid time indeed. I think I'm going to die a horrifically painful death for enjoying this. You simply make my day, sweetheart!

Holy hell! Onto chapter two. Dark lard indeed

AT first I wondered, "what do you have against white lard?" XD "dark lard". XD I do hope that you are just typing this way for "effwect". Because if not I shall "crwai" LOL

OH NO ITS OVER :( :( :( :( NOW IM SAD

i lub u 2.

This is the saddest ending I've ever read. I cried a little, I'm not gonna lie. Poor Snape, he didn't even get to get it on with anyone. Not even Dumbledore. How depressing. Sigh.

ICE COLD WATER AND PAIN. sniff sniff. :'(

It's beautiful, terrible ending. Truly art, if you know what I mean. :D I'll miss reading this.

Disturbed, disturbed and disturbed. But, I am a very disturbed person and can see the jokes here (which some idiots can't) and am laughing very loudly, much to the bemusement of my brother who looks at me as if I am a loon. Love the mocking of what some "writers" as they like to call themselves have turned to today.

ZOMG Lurve ur usirnane. u rok an shold so tots kep writin.

lurv

jessicats

ARRGHF! Fiflffich yelled so loud he burst a million dogs eardrums. BUT NOT MRS NORRIS SHE WAS A CKAT.

BRB, DYING OF LOL

O NOEZ!

My favorites: 1) the POSITIONS textbook lmao. that was absolutely beautiful.

2) Snape's virginity, and losing it to a cat. :D

3) TOO MANY DONGS!

I love you.

SNAPE SLIMED EVILLY