Title: Who's to say I'm not?
Rating: PG-13?
Warnings: Femslashy goodness.
Summary: Two of the Scoobies try online dating.

A/N: The fic plays out as an IM conversation. I think I've read something similar before, but if I have I can't remember where. At any rate, I doubt this is an original idea, but hopefully it's still an enjoyable fic anyway.

Vixxen81 07:48:24: Hi!

Redhotkitten 07:48:55: Hi…

Vixxen81 07:49:33: I've never really done this b4…

Redhotkitten 07:50:04: Neither have I…

Vixxen81 07:50:36: Oh this should be fun

Vixxen81 07:51:11: So…where do u wanna start?

Redhotkitten 07:51:54: I really don't know.

Vixxen81 07:52:42: Well, what kind of girls r you into?

Redhotkitten 07:53:28: I'm not too particular.

Vixxen81 07:54:01: But there must be ones that turn you on

Vixxen81 07:54:16: Was that too forward?

Redhotkitten 07:54:23: Just thinking…

Redhotkitten 07:55:15: A good smile is a must.

Vixxen81 07:55:27: *eyeroll*

Redhotkitten 07:55:42: What?

Vixxen81 07:56:03: Not very exciting.

Redhotkitten 07:56:25: You go then.

Vixxen81 07:57:31: Good hips. Hips that make you wanna grab her. And smooth, slender legs that just beg to be rubbed.

Redhotkitten 07:57:56: Pouty lips.

Vixxen81 07:58:13: Yes! Gotta have a good pout.

Redhotkitten 07:58:44: And soft breasts.

Vixxen81 07:58:59: Definitely.

Redhotkitten 07:59:14: Real breasts.

Vixxen81 07:59:26: Omg, yes!

Redhotkitten 07:59:57: I'm not much in the size department.

Redhotkitten 08:00:10: They're there, but nothing to write home about.

Vixxen81 08:00:14: Me neither. Don't sweat it.

Redhotkitten 08:00:55: So…

Vixxen81 08:01:06: So…

Redhotkitten 08:01:52: How long have you known?

Vixxen81 08:02:09: Known?

Redhotkitten 08:02:23: That you're gay.

Vixxen81 08:03:48: not long... Is that ok?

Redhotkitten 08:04:02: I don't mind. So, how long?

Vixxen81 08:04:18: Couple months

Redhotkitten 08:04:47: And you're hanging out here?

Vixxen81 08:05:46: Not so good with the flirting in code, at least here I already know the girls are gay

Redhotkitten 08:06:11: You could always try a gay bar.

Vixxen81 08:06:58: I dont think there r any in my town :-(

Redhotkitten 08:07:13: Same here. *sigh*

Redhotkitten 08:08:01: So, two months? Have you even been with a woman?

Vixxen81 08:08:45: You're not gonna go away if I say no r you?

Redhotkitten 08:09:04: I'm still here.

Vixxen81 08:09:33: Good :-D Because I like you so far.

Redhotkitten 08:09:56: I like you too.

Vixxen81 08:10:12: *grins coyly*

Redhotkitten 08:10:24: Coyly…

Vixxen81 08:10:51: I'm the master of sexy grins

Redhotkitten 08:11:18: I'd like to see that.

Vixxen81 08:11:50: So what about you? How long have you known?

Redhotkitten 08:12:27: Three years.

Vixxen81 08:12:39: Oh god my face is red

Redhotkitten 08:12:55: Why?

Vixxen81 08:13:53: you must think I'm a joke. I shouldve lied about how long

Redhotkitten 08:14:28: I'm glad you told the truth; honesty will get you a long way with me.

Vixxen81 08:14:51: I can go…

Redhotkitten 08:14:58: Don't!

Redhotkitten 08:15:15: I told you I like you.

Redhotkitten 08:15:34: Please. Let's keep talking.

Redhotkitten 08:16:02: You still there?

Vixxen81 08:16:19: Yeah…

Vixxen81 08:16:41: Probably gonna regret asking this but…

Vixxen81 08:17:10: How many girls have you been with?

Redhotkitten 08:17:36: One.

Vixxen81 08:17:51: Oh

Vixxen81 08:18:14: That actually makes me feel a little better.

Vixxen81 08:18:25: God that probably sounded rude

Redhotkitten 08:18:38: Relax.

Vixxen81 08:18:49: Sorry…

Vixxen81 08:19:13: I'm like freakishly nervous

Vixxen81 08:19:36: My foot kinda likes to liv in my mouth.

Vixxen81 08:19:40: live

Redhotkitten 08:20:34: Well, hey, if you're that flexible, you shouldn't have any trouble getting a girl.

Vixxen81 08:21:06: Oh I've got muscles you've never even dreamed of ;-)

Redhotkitten 08:21:15: 0.0

Redhotkitten 08:21:52: So, do you work out a lot, then?

Vixxen81 08:22:10: I dont know if I'd say a lot.

Vixxen81 08:22:27: I'm pretty fit tho…

Redhotkitten 08:22:41: Sounds sexy.

Vixxen81 08:22:44: And strong.

Vixxen81 08:22:58: Like superhero strong.

Redhotkitten 08:23:14: You're a superhero?

Vixxen81 08:23:29: Oh totally!

Redhotkitten 08:23:52: What are your powers?

Vixxen81 08:24:33: So far I've got sexy grins and flexible feet.

Vixxen81 08:24:56: My other skills remain untested…

Redhotkitten 08:25:17: Maybe I could help you with that.

Vixxen81 08:25:28: Think you can keep up?

Redhotkitten 08:25:54: Oh, I'm, like, in the Justice League.

Vixxen81 08:26:11: Your a superhero too?

Redhotkitten 08:26:24: Darn tootin'.

Redhotkitten 08:26:42: I mean, "Damn straight!"

Vixxen81 08:26:48: lol

Redhotkitten 08:26:52: Ignore that first one.

Redhotkitten 08:27:09: That's my inenr nerd talking.

Redhotkitten 08:27:13: Inner*

Vixxen81 08:27:25: Inner nerd huh? *grins*

Redhotkitten 08:27:36: You like nerds?

Vixxen81 08:27:50: Smart girls are SO HOT!

Redhotkitten 08:28:02: You're too perfect.

Vixxen81 08:28:16: You're not so bad yourslef

Vixxen81 08:28:31: So do you wear glasses?

Redhotkitten 08:28:38: No.

Vixxen81 08:28:45: *pouts*

Redhotkitten 08:28:57: Sorry.

Vixxen81 08:29:07: Superficial detail/ Not that important.

Vixxen81 08:29:19: That slash was supposed to be a period.

Redhotkitten 08:29:50: So, apart from the superhero gig, what's your day job?

Vixxen81 08:30:46: I'm a psychiatrist.

Redhotkitten 08:30:59: Wow. Really?

Vixxen81 08:31:14: Actually no.

Vixxen81 08:31:20: Not exactly

Vixxen81 08:31:28: Sorry.

Redhotkitten 08:31:35: What exactly, then?

Vixxen81 08:31:56: I'm a guidance counselor.

Vixxen81 08:32:12: Which is similar. I was really only stretching the truth.

Redhotkitten 08:32:31: Don't make me spank you. *wags finger*

Vixxen81 08:32:49: On second thought, I've got some bold faced lies for ya.

Redhotkitten 08:33:59: You want to be spanked?

Vixxen81 08:34:23: Maybe a little… U?

Redhotkitten 08:34:38: Maybe a little. ;-)

Vixxen81 08:34:56: And I am sorry about the truth stretch-age

Vixxen81 08:35:04: It was stupid

Redhotkitten 08:35:17: It's okay.

Redhotkitten 08:35:45: It's only natural that you want to show the best side of yourself.

Redhotkitten 08:36:03: But you really don't have to work so hard to impress me.

Vixxen81 08:36:31: So what do you do?

Vixxen81 08:36:46: When your not Justice League-ing.

Redhotkitten 08:37:08: I'm a student.

Redhotkitten 08:37:20: The eventual plan is teacher.

Redhotkitten 08:37:32: So, I can definitely respect the counselor thing.

Vixxen81 08:37:54: Wow, if things work out we could like work at the same school.

Vixxen81 08:38:13: Oh god I'm such a dork! *hides face*

Redhotkitten 08:38:25: I like it. :-)

Redhotkitten 08:38:39: And I'm glad you're looking for something long-term.

Redhotkitten 08:38:57: It would really suck if you were so perfect and just looking for casual sex.

Vixxen81 08:39:33: I'm still afraid I'm gonna break the rules of lesbainism and you'll want me to go away…

Redhotkitten 08:39:51: Oh, the rules are easy.

Redhotkitten 08:40:48: Rule 1: Make sure she doesn't have a penis. Rule 2: Make it up as you go.

Vixxen81 08:41:12: I think I can swing that.

Vixxen81 08:41:34: You don't have a penis right?

Redhotkitten 08:41:47: LoL. You're safe with me.

Vixxen81 08:42:10: Good. Because I've been there and done that and I'm SO ready to move on.

Vixxen81 08:42:18: God I'm stupid sometimes…

Redhotkitten 08:42:31: I've been with guys too.

Redhotkitten 08:42:48: Well, guy.

Redhotkitten 08:43:02: I mean, I dated a few guys, but I only slept with the one.

Vixxen81 08:43:36: And that was so bad it soured you on guys or something?

Redhotkitten 08:43:49: LoL. No.

Redhotkitten 08:44:05: We were together for a couple of years.

Vixxen81 08:44:14: Oh good.

Vixxen81 08:44:33: By which I mean… Well I won't pretend I didn't enjoy the guys.

Redhotkitten 08:44:52: So what made you realize…?

Vixxen81 08:45:13: It wasn't really any one thing…

Vixxen81 08:45:27: Mostly it was little stuff over time

Vixxen81 08:45:46: And then this last summer I had a lot of time for reflection.

Vixxen81 08:46:11: What about u?

Redhotkitten 08:46:50: It was all about the woman.

Vixxen81 08:47:18: You guys were pretty serious huh?

Vixxen81 08:47:42: So what happened? You seem nice enough to me. Did she leave you or did you leave her?

Redhotkitten 08:48:24: She died.

Vixxen81 08:48:55: I'm so sorry…

Redhotkitten 08:49:15: I'm better now. More or less, anyway. And I'm hoping I can find that kind of love again.

Vixxen81 08:50:22: Is it okay if I change the subject? Something a little less painful??

Redhotkitten 08:50:31: Go ahead.

Vixxen81 08:50:54: About your screen name… Are u a redhead?

Redhotkitten 08:51:02: Yes.

Vixxen81 08:51:16: Natural?

Redhotkitten 08:51:35: Yes again.

Vixxen81 08:51:49: Wow, that's great!

Vixxen81 08:52:04: I have a total thing for redheads

Redhotkitten 08:52:11: Yeah?

Vixxen81 08:52:24: Definitely… how long your hair?

Vixxen81 08:52:27: is

Redhotkitten 08:52:43: Just past the shoulder blades in the back. It's layered towards the front.

Vixxen81 08:52:51: Sounds cute 3

Vixxen81 08:53:05: Freckles?

Redhotkitten 08:53:20: Some.

Vixxen81 08:53:28: *licks*

Redhotkitten 08:53:39: *blushes*

Vixxen81 08:53:47: *gives sexiest grin ever*

Redhotkitten 08:53:59: *melts*

Vixxen81 08:54:06: :-D :-D :-D

Vixxen81 08:54:18: Your so fun!

Redhotkitten 08:54:41: So, what about your hair?

Vixxen81 08:54:59: Blonde. But dont let that (and my aweful typing) fool you.

Redhotkitten 08:55:07: Natural?

Vixxen81 08:55:20: Yeah but I lighten it.

Vixxen81 08:55:33: So whats the kitten part mean?

Redhotkitten 08:55:45: It means I purr if you pet me just right. ;-D

Vixxen81 08:55:56: *pets*

Redhotkitten 08:56:08: *purrs*

Redhotkitten 08:56:32: What about you? 81 is…?

Vixxen81 08:56:43: My birth year.

Redhotkitten 08:56:57: Oh, we're the same age.

Vixxen81 08:57:10: You are just too perfect…

Redhotkitten 08:57:30: Are you a robot?

Vixxen81 08:57:31: Are you a robot?

Redhotkitten 08:57:46: Ha!

Vixxen81 08:57:51: lolololololol

Vixxen81 08:58:23: So what about the hot part?

Redhotkitten 08:58:44: That's the promise. What I'll do to you. ;-)

Vixxen81 08:58:57: What you're already doing to me

Redhotkitten 08:59:09: Really?

Vixxen81 08:59:25: Oh I'm way hot right now…

Vixxen81 08:59:43: *kisses*

Redhotkitten 08:59:58: *kisses back*

Vixxen81 09:00:10: :-D

Redhotkitten 09:00:31: So have you ever kissed a girl before?

Redhotkitten 09:00:45: In the non-virtual way?

Vixxen81 09:01:04: Once in high school.

Redhotkitten 09:01:32: What was she like?

Vixxen81 09:02:06: Well she kissed me…so dont look to her for my taste in women

Vixxen81 09:02:27: Mostly she was sleazy

Redhotkitten 09:02:48: And what was the kiss like?

Vixxen81 09:03:13: Definitely didn't suck…

Vixxen81 09:03:41: I mean she was pretty hot and she definitely new what she was doing

Vixxen81 09:04:02: Lets just say I had to lock myself in a bathroom afterwards

Redhotkitten 09:04:25: Steamy.

Redhotkitten 09:04:49: So why didn't you end up with her?

Vixxen81 09:05:08: 1st theres the fact that she was an emotional basket case.

Vixxen81 09:05:21: And I had a guy at the time

Vixxen81 09:05:34: Well he was an on and off guy

Vixxen81 09:05:56: But I wasnt really ready to face the lesbian stuff yet

Redhotkitten 09:06:12: It can be tough.

Vixxen81 09:06:43: What about you? lots of kisses??

Redhotkitten 09:06:55: Yes, but all with one girl.

Vixxen81 09:07:10: I like that your committed.

Vixxen81 09:07:19: Do you think u could be commited to me?

Vixxen81 09:07:27: i mean I know I havent known long

Vixxen81 09:07:38: but its really not like I'm gonna change back

Vixxen81 09:07:51: and I'm a fastlearner when I apply myself

Vixxen81 09:08:02: and Id really like to apply msyelf to you ;-)

Redhotkitten 09:08:13: There's definite potential. :-)

Vixxen81 09:08:19: Yay!

Vixxen81 09:08:27: And I'm defnitely looking 4 commitment to.

Vixxen81 09:08:34: I commit

Vixxen81 09:08:41: I'm committed

Vixxen81 09:08:48: I'm a committee

Redhotkitten 09:08:56: :-)

Redhotkitten 09:09:33: So, about the vixen part…

Redhotkitten 09:09:42: If you had to pick one word to describe yourself in bed…

Vixxen81 09:09:57: The word is stamina!

Redhotkitten 09:10:04: Fun!

Vixxen81 09:10:08: Whats your word?

Redhotkitten 09:10:35: Affectionate.

Redhotkitten 09:10:48: But I can definitely be affectionate with stamina.

Vixxen81 09:11:09: Think u can keep up?

Redhotkitten 09:11:31: Oh, I can go all night and day.

Vixxen81 09:11:45: How many times?

Redhotkitten 09:12:01: Wouldn't you like to know? *evil grin*

Vixxen81 09:12:12: *kisses*

Redhotkitten 09:12:24: *licks*

Vixxen81 09:12:32: Licks where?

Redhotkitten 09:12:44: *evil grin*

Vixxen81 09:12:53: *blushes*

Vixxen81 09:13:16: Kinda hot in here…

Redhotkitten 09:13:36: *gives ice cubes*

Vixxen81 09:13:47: Kinda hotter in here…

Redhotkitten 09:14:03: So…any hobbies?

Vixxen81 09:14:18: You mean besides what Im doing with those ice cubes?

Redhotkitten 09:14:29: :-P

Vixxen81 09:14:51: Mostly I just fight the forces of darkness

Redhotkitten 09:15:06: No, but really?

Vixxen81 09:15:28: I like to spend time with my friends…

Vixxen81 09:15:41: Love a good workout

Vixxen81 09:15:57: Some nights I relax with a cheesy ice skating movie

Vixxen81 09:16:12: What about u?

Redhotkitten 09:16:39: Well, there's the Justice League; they keep me hopping.

Vixxen81 09:16:44: :-)

Redhotkitten 09:16:53: And my friends are always coming and going.

Redhotkitten 09:17:15: And I'm sort of into the occult scene.

Vixxen81 09:17:21: oh…

Redhotkitten 09:17:40: You think I'm weird, don't you? :-/

Vixxen81 09:17:44: No

Vixxen81 09:17:52: Really no

Vixxen81 09:18:09: Its just…do you worship or study?

Redhotkitten 09:18:26: Given the choices, I'd pick study.

Vixxen81 09:18:38: Practice?

Redhotkitten 09:18:47: ?

Vixxen81 09:19:31: Are you into like dark stuff?

Redhotkitten 09:20:02: Oh! No. Definitely no. Definitely, emphatically no.

Vixxen81 09:20:16: Oh thank god!

Redhotkitten 09:20:21: I'm a positive energy kind of gal. :-)

Vixxen81 09:20:28: good!

Vixxen81 09:20:35: Very good!

Vixxen81 09:20:47: I'm definitely looking for positive enregy

Vixxen81 09:20:51: eneryg

Vixxen81 09:20:56: energy!!

Vixxen81 09:21:05: God I can't even typ e I'm so excited

Redhotkitten 09:21:14: Excited?

Vixxen81 09:21:30: I jsut can't beleive this is going so well.

Vixxen81 09:21:39: I'm like seriously interetsed in you

Vixxen81 09:21:48: it is going well right?

Redhotkitten 09:22:57: Very well. :-)

Vixxen81 09:23:00: :-d

Vixxen81 09:23:06: I mean :-D

Vixxen81 09:24:23: Maybe its way too soon to say this… But my philosophy is sieze the moment, cause tomorrow you might be dead And if it is too soon we can totally take it slow. But I wanna go ahead and put this out there… I think we should try to meet…

Redhotkitten 09:24:52: You're not an axe-murder, right?

Vixxen81 09:25:09: only when they lie about there hair color :-P

Redhotkitten 09:25:24: We should meet.

Vixxen81 09:25:38: oh god oh god oh god

Vixxen81 09:25:56: Now I'm all nervous and excitible

Redhotkitten 09:26:13: Calm down. I don't even know where you live yet.

Redhotkitten 09:26:21: That came out kind of stalker-y.

Vixxen81 09:26:23: California

Redhotkitten 09:26:39: Really? Me too!

Vixxen81 09:26:54: Oh god oh god oh god

Vixxen81 09:27:10: What part?

Redhotkitten 09:27:35: It's kind of a small-ish town. Not a lot of people have heard of it.

Vixxen81 09:27:59: I got one of those to. So whats yours called?

Redhotkitten 09:28:08: Sunnydale.

Redhotkitten 09:28:21: Yours?

Redhotkitten 09:29:03: Still there?

Vixxen81 09:29:17: willow???

Redhotkitten 09:29:42: 0.0

Redhotkitten 09:30:16: bUFFY?!?!?