Author's Note: I don't own Teen Titans. If I do, the show would still be running right now T^T

Summary: What happens when the Teen Titans were forced to promote the latest movie about themselves, especially when it fits right in the genre of ROMANCE? Will their acting skills turn out a little more than acting? Find out! BB/Rae, Rob/ Star, Cy/OC.

No We're Not Dating, Just Acting. . Right?

Chapter 1

The rain poured down excessively, like a beating drum, playing along with the orchestral conductor of the harsh storm. The ominous cloud glided its way toward the Jump city while thunder and lightning roared in unison. As the menacing wind blew relentlessly against the sealed window of the parliament building, the rain poured down in a fit of rage unlike any other. The window was acting like a movie screen, playing out this war-like scenery before the mayor of the Jump City himself. Hundreds of thought pondered in his mind as he stared outside the window, watching the reflections of the dripping rain. Many of his thoughts were nothing spectacular to any other politicians since all of those thoughts revolved around economic problems, financial crisis, unemployment rate, yadayada, something along those lines. Sooner of later, if these problems weren't solved, all his hard work would flush to vain and he would eventually lose his position. If that was the case, the worst case scenario that could happen to him would probably be handing himself into the insane asylum, seriously

Yep, seriously

Finally, he lost it. "Argg.. I've tried every stupid, single ways to ease this stupid financial problem. But, none of these stupid ways are working! I've tried bringing those stupid investors to invest some stupid money on our city but they're stupid enough to not even have those stupid money to invest on their stupid business. I've even degraded myself to negotiate with every stupid arch-nemesis city of ours for some stupid money, but they're too stupid to even pay any attention. Arggg, why can't I become a mayor when our city isn't going bankrupt," he continued his speech as his blood vessels began popping out.

Before he could lose all his sanity, the sound of the knocking door intervened.

"Who is it!?" The petite mayor bellowed. But after the shadow crept inside his office and revealed its form, the mayor lowered his voice and spoke meekly, "ahh.. is that really you, my friend? I've never thought I'll see you again after all these years, Producer Steve!" The mayor offered a handshake, but was simply ignored. He sighed in disappointment as he quickly lowered his hand in embarrassment, "errr.. Want some tea?"

Producer Steve banged his fist on the desk; causing the mayor to yelp out of fright, "Look like someone owe me some money and it looks like its due date now, Mr. Mayor."

"Oh please, Producer Steve. I'll return you the campaign money as soon as possible. But please not now, our city is basically going bankrupt. Please give me some more time," the mayor begged desperately.

The frail man, rubbed his mustache and his malicious grin gradually revealed its form, "well, you see.. I'm in a generous mood right now.. So, how about we strike a deal?" He scanned his eyes toward the mayor, who only gulped in anticipation. Knowing that there wasn't going to be any reply soon, he continued, "My latest movie is coming out and its main plot is mainly about this Jump City of yours. So, our company was wondering if you could help us promote our latest hit? I'm sure with your help, it will certainly become a blockbuster production."

The mayor's palm grew wet and a drop of sweat trickled down his forehead toward the tip of his chin as he thought about this deal, "I wish I could help you.. But, you know it's against the law for me to use my authorities to.."

But, he was interrupted. Without any hesitation, Producer Steve offered, "50 percent off your debt plus 10 percent commission to the profit of this new production."

The mayor's mouth fell agape. When he regained his consciousness, his mouth changed its shape into a broad smile, "so, when do we start?"

"As soon as possible," Satisfied with his job, Producer Steve strolled toward the door, ready to leave.

"Wait, what is the movie about anyway?" The mayor said out of curiosity.

Producer Steve smirked and diverted his vision to the Titans Tower, "The Teen Titans."

At the Tower

The five members of the infamous Teen Titans entered the tower, drenching in water. Although they were victorious, they weren't exactly in a mood to celebrate right now. Not even Star fire, who amazingly wasn't attempting to celebrate with any of her home planet food. All their energies were drained after five consecutive fights this day since criminals rate had shot up from 10 percent to 40 percent in a span of three days due to exponential unemployment growth.

"Argg I can't believe it! Can't these criminal dudes give it a rest on this kind of whether?! They're gonna get themselves sick, not to mention us too! " Beast Boy exclaimed in exasperation.

"Stop moping Beast Boy, you're making it worse," the empathy deadpanned.

"Well, miss grumpy 24-7, you're not making it better too," the changeling shot back.

"At least I'm not the one with poor sense of humor and smells like a wet dog."

"I AM FUNNY, everyone knows that," everyone except Beast Boy himself groaned in chorus, "and for the record, chicks totally dig me cause of my masculine smells." With that comment, Beast boy wiggled his eyebrow, earning himself a green eye from Raven. (AN: wait, he already has green eyes.. argg bad attempt at joke T^T sorry)

Starfire was left in state of befuddlement and turned her concentration toward Robin, "Please friend Robin, why do baby chickens want to shovel friend Beast Boy?"

"Eh.. Star, it's not like that," Boy Wonder scratched his head as he began sipping some soda, "it means when someone is attracted to someone.. or something like that, y'know," He mumbled nervously.

"So, Friend Robin.. Do you dig me too?"

Robin choked and his face turned bright red, "I.. uh..you.."

Even with half his mechanical brain, all these chaos outside and inside the tower were more than overloading for him. He sighed and clutched his hand on his forehead. This was way too much for him, with Beast Boy and Raven consecutively shouting at each other, and Robin and Star fire, whom he wanted to shout 'just kiss already!'

"STOP! STOP!" Cyborg bawled, "You, BB and Raven! If ya don't stop biting each other heads off, I will! AND YOU, Star and Robin! Just kiss already or I'll lock ya two up in the closet and hope something god know what happens!"

*cricket*cricket* Everyone was too appalled from Cyborg's outburst to utter a single word.

'wow, who knows that would actually work,' He thought.

"Good. Now, I can go back to my mega monkey 5.0," Cyborg cleared his throat. When he was about to laid down on the couch, the alarmed went on.

"argg.." everyone groaned harmoniously, expecting it to be another criminal on patrol.

But suddenly, the giant screen from the Op room flashed open, revealing a miniature man, wearing a suit.

"Hello test, hello test test! I can't see the view, Sarah! Give me some chairs to stand on!" the little man demanded.

"Hey, who's that little penguin on our home theater," Beast Boy whispered.

Raven smacked him on the head, "That's our mayor, idiot!"

"Oh.."

When the mayor finally regained his composure, he declared, "Evening Teen Titans! Sorry for the delay, the new secretary, Sarah, is quite slow with her work.. So, where can we start? Hmm.. what about how are you doing today?"

"Fine, thank you and you?.." the Titans droned, like a typical student to teacher greeting.

"I am fine, thank you for your concern! As you may all know, I am the newly-elected mayor of this city."

'Right..' Raven thought, sending death glares toward Beast boy, who chuckled nervously in return.

The mayor continued, "Here in behalf of the mayor himself, aka ME, I had an important issue to discuss with you five immediately. Please escort yourselves to the Parliament building as quickly as possible. It is an emergency. I repeat. It is an emergency. Now, GO!"

"Right away Mr. Mayor. We'll be right there," Robin stated with supremacy.

With no further ado, the Teen Titans left in haste, wondering what sorts of emergency were waiting for them to uncover.

AN: Do you think I should continue? Please let me know. Thank you.