Here it is, the first of my Orochimaru Death Scenarios. Because I hate that freaky snake guy and he deserves to die, not just be sealed away inside something. Enjoy.

Orochimaru Death Scenario #1 - Cosplay

Sasuke looked down at the red and blue material in his hand. Then he looked at Kabuto and Orochimaru. I left my village and jeopardized my life and future FOR THIS!

"Just put it on, Sasuke. You're wasting time." Kabuto whined. He was already in his costume, ready for the nights activity.

"Hn."

"Sasuke, that response was only to be used when conversing with females and idiots," Orochimaru said mildly.

"Like your teammates!" Kabuto interjected gleefully.

"So, kindly refrain from using it now." Orochimaru finished, as he carefully adjusted his outfit so it sat just right.

"HN!" Sasuke stood there watching them, as if to say Are you kidding? He still refused to don the suit.

"Your attitude is beginning to annoy me, Sasuke." Orochimaru said as he picked up his helmet. He had worked hard to make sure everything was as authentic as possible. And he'd finally figured out how to put the helmet on right over all of his hair. Kabuto turned to Orochimaru, with an evil look in his eyes, gleaming through his helmet.

"He doesn't have to be wearing it. We could just begin. It won't be that different from the original scenario."

Sasuke raised an eyebrow.

"You're right, Kabuto. Let's Begin!" As Orochimaru's face disappeared under the mask of his helmet, he pressed a button and jumped into the air. He landed on a flying disc-shaped contraption and zoomed across the room, cackling like a madman. Kabuto giggled before attempting to do the same maneuver. Except that he jumped too high, didn't land centre on his hovering device, which was following the same signal as Orochimaru's. Kabuto fell backwards as his device shot off after the other, and landed on his head.

Thankful that he only had to deal with one psychotic, perverted creep, Sasuke dropped the costume and flipped up, delivering a flying kick to Orochimaru's chest. This caused Orochimaru to go flying backwards into the path of Kabuto's oncoming device, which had risen substantially due to the lack of weight.

As he collided with the leading edge of the disc, Orochimaru wished that he hadn't made the thing so lifelike. The two razor sharp spikes that adorned the front of the disc pierced through his back, cutting through muscle and bone, penetrating his ribcage and puncturing his lungs.

He then faced the indignity of being rammed face-first into the wall as the contraption kept going.

Sasuke ducked out of the way of the first disc which had crashed through the doorway and spun off down the hall. As it cart wheeled down its path of destruction, it took out Karin and Suigetsu, before detonating in Jugo's lap.

As his blood gurgled through his organs and ran down the wall, Orochimaru realized that he was dying. His helmet had cracked open revealing his pain-filled face. His blood had stained his marvelous green costume. He turned his head to the side only to see Sasuke smirking down at him.

"You should have watched the end of the movie. Spiderman won, you moron!"

And that's how Orochimaru could have died!

Author's Note: So, I know all about these characters now, but I still think this is amusing, so I won't be changing anything.