A/N: This has been up on Twisting the Hellmouth for a long time, so I decided to post it here.

Disclaimer: I don't own Xander, or any of the agencies. I am also not a member of any mentioned agencies.

"So, I was thinking: I would be much safer, er, it would be better, yeah; if the agent here on the Hellmouth was someone who grew up here and knows the dangers. Plus, you already have an 'in' with the Watcher's Council...."

Xander just looked at him for a minute or two. Then he rolled his eyes. "I assume you have a badge and credentials all ready for me, right?"

"Er, yes."

Xander spoke in a bored tone. "Just leave them on the pile on the desk, OK?"

The agent walked over to the desk. He noticed there were several dozen credentials folders piled haphazardly on the desk. This intrigued him so much, he picked up a few to check them.

Alexander Harris, Bureau 13
Alexander Harris, MI-13
Alexander Harris, Wally's Spook Club
Alexander Harris, B.P.R.D.
Alexander Harris, Norway Secret Service, Supernatual Division
Alexander Harris, Monaco Securite' Directive'
Alexander Harris, Mossad
Alexander Harris, U.N.I.T.
Alexander Harris, Fish and Game
In Cyrillic lettering: Aleksander Harris, KGB Directorate 13
One with no writing, just a circular badge with an green hourglass shape on a black background.

and the one that concerned him the most: Alexander Harris, K.A.O.S......

Max thought for a few moments, shrugged, then dropped his addition onto the desk: Alexander Harris, CONTROL.

After his latest guest had left, Xander walked over and picked up the folder. He checked it, then threw it down in disgust. "You'd think with all these stupid things at least ONE of them could be used to get me a friggin beer!"

A/N: The hourglass is a Plumber's badge, from Ben 10.