Hawaii Vacation Gone Wrong

Chapter 2: Landing

Summary: The plane and the group tries to catch a cab...

Warning: OC-ness

Sanji silently cried to himself when the stewardess asked him to go back to his seat. Well, at least he spent the trip away from the okama. Luffy slipped back into his seat and leaned across Ace as they slowly descended towards the islands. The green islands were surrounded by nothing but blue skies and water.

"Look how beautiful it is, Ace!"

"It's gorgeous..." Robin commented.

"Wow..."

"It's amazing..."

"Help me..." Sanji quietly whimpered as the 'girl' next to him tried grab his hand and kiss him. Zoro sweat-dropped. In truth, he almost felt sorry for the cook...almost. But Zoro couldn't help but find the situation funny, smiling inwardly. Finally, Sanji couldn't take the torture anymore, and cried out. "Rape!" Everyone on the plane looked at Sanji, who was actually reaching to Zoro for help. "Rapist!" The 'girl' quickly turned around and was tackled out of her seat by two undercover cops.

"Let me go! I'm no rapist! Let go!" The two cops cuffed the offender and dragged 'her' down the isle. "I'm not a rapist! I'M NOT A RAPIST!" Sanji was still whimpering, slouching in his seat.

"Poor Sanji..." Ace muttered under his breath. Ace looked over to Luffy's curious face, as it was practically glued to the seat window. "Lu, if you push on the window too hard, the window will pop out." Luffy instantly pulled his face away from the window.

"Really?"

"No."

"Ace!" Luffy pouted. Suddenly the plane started lose altitude quickly. The captain came over the intercom.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seatbelt. We have run out of gas, and will be making a rough landing on the Big Island shortly." Luffy looked wild-eyed at Ace.

"Ace?"

"Don't worry, Lu. We'll land safely." Robin grabbed Zoro's hand and looked him in the face.

"Looks like our little vacation is starting out a little rough." Her smile was gentle, but her eyes were serious.

"At least we'll be landing on the island and not the in the ocean."

"Oh my god! We're gonna die!" One blonde lady yelled in the back of the plane.

"We're gonna crash and burn!" Another man said. Soon, panic erupted on the plane. Luffy's small group of friends just sat there quietly, no panic whatsoever in any of them. They rolled their eyes as everyone was running around the airplane.

"God..." Ace mumbled. "Why do I have this feeling...that every thing's gonna go wrong on our vacation?" In the seat in front of him, Zoro had fallen asleep. The entire plane seemed to stop in mid-run to look at the swordsman.

"I-Is he...asleep?" One passenger asked.

"At a time like this?" Another one asked. Zoro continued to snore, not knowing he was being watched. Sanji tapped his foot repeatedly. Man, he really wanted to smoke. He had been on this plane for five hours! He didn't know how much more he could take. He needed his fix...now. The captains voice came over the intercom again, this time, he sounded more relaxed.

"Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be landing in two minutes. Please sit down and put on your seatbelt. Thank you." As quickly as the panic began, it faded. The plane slowly touch the airway, and parked safely. Luffy smiled brightly at Ace as Zoro gave Robin a small kiss on the cheek. As the group got into the airport, they searched for their luggage.

"I can't find my luggage." Luffy stated.

"Neither can I." Ace pointed out.

"Found mine." Zoro threw a medium sized duffle bag over his shoulder.

"I've got mine too." Robin smiled. Sanji looked around for his, but couldn't find it. He seemed kinda...twitchy.

"Screw this." He turned around and ran for the nearest exit. Luffy picked up a suitcase and held it up.

"I found you're stuff, Sanji."

"Oh, there's your suitcase Luffy." Ace pointed to the luggage belt. Luffy quickly grabbed his stuff before it disappeared from sight. "Now where's mine." Ace searched the conveyor belt, but couldn't find his bag. "Where the hell is--" Ace looked up to see an older man, around 41, walking away with his stuff. "Oi, old man!" The man turned around to face him. "That's mine." The man quickly took off and ran out of the building, Ace hot on his heels. "Oi! Thief! Give me back my stuff!"

"No! It's mine!"

"Like hell it is!" Ace grabbed the man by the shoulder and grabbed his luggage back. "Phew, that was close." He glared at the cowering man. "You're lucky I won't call the authorities on you... Now get out of here." The man did as told.

"Oi, Ace! You got your stuff back?" Luffy asked, appearing out of nowhere.

"Yep...where's Sanji?"

"He had to smoke. He couldn't take it anymore." Robin commented.

"Sissy..." As soon as Zoro said that, Sanji came out of nowhere.

"What was that, cactus head?"

"I said you're a s--."

"Okay! Lets catch a cab!" Luffy smiled. "There's one! Oi!" He waved at the vehicle, but the cab just drove on. "Hmm...maybe he didn't see me. Here comes another one...Oi, hey! We need a ride!" But that cab just rode past them. "That's not nice to ignore us..." Another cab drove by and Luffy waved to it, but it too ignored them. Luffy frowned.

"Let me try once..." Robin asked. She stood there, in a sexy pose. Anyone would pull over for her in that pose. Another cab approached...and passed them. "Oh, a girl cab driver. I surrender." Robin smiled. "Girl cab drivers belong to Ace-san."

"Robin-chwan!" Sanji cried, heartbroken. "Why Ace?"

"Because he's much more built and, well, sexier."

"You're not complimenting another guy, are you?" Zoro asked, a little threatened now.

"No, Zoro-san is much more sexier." Robin winked, and Zoro relaxed. Ace growled. He was getting a little tired of standing in the hawaiian sun. It was extremely hot and humid. The next cab that started to approach. Ace walked into the road, held up a hand. The older cab driver halted to a stop, not wanting to hit the young man.

"Son, you're crazy!"

"I know, thanks. It runs in the family. Oi, guys! I got a cab!"

"Ace, you're the best!" Luffy commented, once again making Ace smile proudly. Problem was: there were five of them, and only four seats. Another problem strikes again! What will the group do?

"I call front seat." Ace quickly called out.

"Aw, Ace! Why?"

"Cause I'm the oldest." (In this, Robin is 19.) Luffy pouted.

"Meanie." Ace stuck his tongue at Luffy, then jumped in the passengers seat. Luffy got in the back, followed by Sanji and Zoro.

"Care to sit on my lap?" Zoro offered.

"Thank you." Robin planted a small kiss on Zoro's cheek and sat in his lap. Sanji mumbled something under his breath and frowned. He suddenly felt so lonely.

"So where you all going?"

"To the nearest hotel please."

"Uncle Billy's it is then." The cab driver pulled out of the airport and made his way to Banyan Drive...

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Sanji: First you sit an okama next to me, then you torture me for taking away my cigarets of five hours? Why roo-roo why?

Roo: Cause your fun to pick on.

Sanji: *whimpers*

Ace: You almost made me get hit by a cab? Your crazy...

Roo: Thanks Ace! That means so much to me! :D

Ace . . .

Roo: But I'd get used to it if I were you... I'm gonna be making you do a lot more crazy stuff. Muahahaha!

Robin: I think Sara-san needs some more candy...

Roo: oooh, candy. Oh wait, thanks for the reviews everyone!

Shuraiya: Please, review.

Zoro: Where the hell do you keep coming from?!