A/N: Well, what to do. I have precious time to do homework yet I'm still here, typing a new fanfic again. There's nothing to avoid it, maybe that's just because I have this idea going on in my head, and I can't get it to stop but to just write it out.

Ah well, anyway, here's another one shot to go through. Enjoy please! (:

PS : SLASHY SLASH SLASH. ;)

Disclaimer: I don't own South Park.

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"K-Kenny," I heard Butters say, his eyes barely looking at me. "D-Do I h-have, have to?" I smirked, he looked so innocent I just wanted to give up the whole lie and tackle him down.

But I held my urge.

I gazed at him, locking my eyes with his; my face forming a doleful appearance. "But Butters," I tried to whine, but not trying too hard; the little guy believed anything. "It, it hurts." I cried, emphasizing the last word by putting more emotion.

His expression quickly turned from nervous to worried. I had to hide my grin, which I really didn't have to. Guess my parka which covered pretty much my whole fucking face actually came to use. I decided I had to push him just a bit more, and I knew I would have him right where I wanted him.

"Please Butters? It hurts like fuck!" He jumped a bit when I swore and began to knock his knuckles together again, becoming uneasy. "It's just a tiny kiss, Butters." I convinced him, "Just a little one, and I will be all better."

The blond dude with the halo on his head hesitated. But when he finally stopped shaking his hands, I knew what will happen.

Call me Cartman, or manipulator. Whatever, but I knew I had succeeded in persuading him.

Finally. This one considered as a longer one to do, despite his angelic view.

"U-Uh, then K-Kenny," He stuttered, gulping. "W-Where's, where's it hurt, fella?" I mentally grinned. I don't what made me happier; this or the fact I could get chicks to give me a blowjob easily. Maybe they're both pleasurable, but maaybe

This one is possibly better?

I made my super sad puppy eyes at him. "I told you," I frowned, "Here." I pulled down my hood, and opened my mouth, "It hurts inside, a lot."

His eyes bulged out wide at me; but he obeyed, innocent and clueless as he is.

Fuck, am I a genius, or what?

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A/N: Short, isn't it? I thought it would be longer but nahh, guess not. Good? Not much, eh? First person is not the usual point of view I write with, so I'm not good at it. Plus, I don't really know much about Kenny's personality, besides that fact that he's a perv, and he's poor. Though, my sister does... xD HA!

I also found Butters kind of out of character; he would literally do it, even without you trying to convince him. That's how innocent he usually is. But, whatever; Butters, you act how I write you!

Ah well, whatever. Detention chapter 2 is coming soon by the way, I'm writing it. (:

Anyways, hoped you enjoyed it somehow, somewhat. If you happen to hate it, then you can tell me, or just write some constructive criticism that I would prefer you do. Otherwise, just do the same old, same old, review please! (:

Don't press the back button and disappoint Kennyy ! D;