Uh, I just thought of this at random. I really like the Artemis Fowl books so please don't flame me for making this silly fanfic.
Disclaimer: HAHAHAHAHAHA, I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING. IF I DID I WOULD RULE THE WORLD. Or maybe not.
Oh, ugh, Artemis thought squeamishly as he glanced down at the orange gel-like substance covering his entire body. There was no time for grooming of course and he made his way to the monitor bank, contacting Foaly quickly. General Scalene turned and pointed out that someone had gotten into the room with them. Cudgeon stood and spoke the orders to kill Artemis.
He tried to pay no attention and keep his nerves under control as Foaly instructed him on what to do. "Press the yellow conference button. It'll put me on all of the screens and I've got a surprise to show everyone," Foaly said, his smile turning almost sinister. As Foaly proceeded to laugh evilly, Artemis found the yellow button and pushed it. Then, a hand landed on his shoulder and turned him around and he was facing the people in the room, none of which looked very amused.
There was silence and the three B'wa Kell generals advanced on him, fireballs prepared to be flung at him. Come on, Foaly, hurry up, Artemis thought anviously.
Then suddenly, on all of the screens, a man with red hair started dancing, the beginnings of a song playing out. It was a familiar tune for Artemis who used to surf the internet looking for clues of his missing father.
"Oh my god," Artemis whispered, eyes wide. The generals turned to see what was on the screens.
"We're no strangers to love. You know the rules...and so! Do! I!" the man on the screen sang as the scenery changed.
"F-Foaly," Artemis growled, "You damn centaur. How dare you rickroll everyone at this crucial moment!"
Everyone was quiet as the song continued to play, Rick Astley seeming to be the only thing in the world at the moment.
"Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down! Never gonna run around and desert you!"
Opal Koboi laughed quietly and whispered, "How typical of Foaly to have this kind of video lying around."
Meanwhile back in the Op Booth, Foaly laughed nervously and looked around for the recording that he was supposed to put in, though he had been planning to rickroll someone someday, this wasn't necessarily the best time to do it, though it might be a good story to tell everyone once all this chaos was over.
I was wondering if Foaly kept a video of Rick Astley's song somewhere since it said somewhere that he watched human videos sometimes. And I also wondered if Artemis was ever rickroll'd while surfing the internet. Oh, and, erm, I think I forgot something...oh yeah. You just lost the game. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.