Note: What can I say, I read Paradise Lost, I sided with Satan…I'm Pagan, not Satanist. There is a difference. I mean no disrespect for Christians…though I would suggest they don't read this, it's merely an idea I had, but I believe it would be rather offensive to a Christian (I'm preying my friend Diana never sees this).

Why God made sodomy a sin

Beloved, love, come back to me…beautiful one…

"Liar, you prick, disgusting. You dictator. Never."

You can return you know, rejuvenated, illuminated.

"You and your fancy script. Bugger off."

Such language.

"Don't you consider lust a sin?" (A new tactic)

Lust? Adultery.

"Think, imbecile. Your own seven deadly sins: Anger, Gluttony, Pride, Envy, Sloth, Greed, and LUST. He's beautiful might I add."

Lust and love are two different things, beautiful one.

"Really now? Then explain how your 'divine' cock got up my ass."

Lovemaking is an expression of love. Come back.

"No. I think I rather like it down here…Pig. Besides, as has been explained so many times. Love is possible without fucking. It takes lust to want to fuck.

I'm sorry you're hurt, beloved.

"No you're not. You just want someone to fuck. Why don't you go find Michael then? I'm sure he'd be perfectly happy to…shall we say 'shine your scepter'. As I
said, I'm perfectly happy down here, Beelzebub's a darling."

Please, Lucifer, don't make me do something you'll regret.

"I can't regret anything you do, you ass, because I don't have to follow all your whims anymore. Besides, it's Satan now."

Lucifer…

"I told you, bugger off."

You will regret this.

"Not bloody likely."

I'm sorry for you, beloved.

"I guess we'd better make room for all the sodomites in Hell now…" Satan smiled. "They'll be happier here than there, what without getting raped by his lordships 'divine' prick."

AN: I don't really think that gays go to hell...it would be rather self-condemming if I did...I do, however, believe that it's (Hell's) not quite as bad as it sounds
-Reina