Why God made sodomy a sin
Beloved, love, come back to me…beautiful one…
"Liar, you prick, disgusting. You dictator. Never."
You can return you know, rejuvenated, illuminated.
"You and your fancy script. Bugger off."
Such language.
"Don't you consider lust a sin?" (A new tactic)
Lust? Adultery.
"Think, imbecile. Your own seven deadly sins: Anger, Gluttony, Pride, Envy, Sloth, Greed, and LUST. He's beautiful might I add."
Lust and love are two different things, beautiful one.
"Really now? Then explain how your 'divine' cock got up my ass."
Lovemaking is an expression of love. Come back.
"No. I think I rather like it down here…Pig. Besides, as has been explained so many times. Love is possible without fucking. It takes lust to want to fuck.
I'm sorry you're hurt, beloved.
"No you're not. You just want someone to fuck. Why don't you go find
Michael then? I'm sure he'd be perfectly happy to…shall we say 'shine your
scepter'. As I
said, I'm perfectly happy down here, Beelzebub's a darling."
Please, Lucifer, don't make me do something you'll regret.
"I can't regret anything you do, you ass, because I don't have to follow all your whims anymore. Besides, it's Satan now."
Lucifer…
"I told you, bugger off."
You will regret this.
"Not bloody likely."
I'm sorry for you, beloved.
"I guess we'd better make room for all the sodomites in Hell now…" Satan
smiled. "They'll be happier here than there, what without getting raped
by his lordships 'divine' prick."
AN: I don't really think that gays go to hell...it would be rather self-condemming
if I did...I do, however, believe that it's (Hell's) not quite as bad as
it sounds
-Reina