So Lucifer left heaven because God was the center of a homosexual Harem with all his angels...Huh...

Seems Legit.
-NathanEryk

AWESOME! YAY, I love satan so much and God x Satan! so funny, I love it

okay i'm christian, and most imporantly this is does not offend me. I actually think this is fuuny!hELL I LOVE THIS SHORT!

I read lost paradise an i also sided with lucifer.

I see you're point. I agree with your thoughts Hell isn't such a bad thing. Hi, part Christian part Muslim, and I say Hell isn't bad because it is a place where the bad one's go like killers and severe criminals. Also I think of it as a place where normal sinners not exactly cut out for heaven can go to hang out for eternity.

I am glad I read this.

Oh wow. I really don't know what to say O.o

Well..I'm a Christian and uh..I was rather confused while reading this. But what I'm trying to say is that I wasn't offended. I didn't really like it either, but I don't think that gay people go to hell. It's not right (to me).

I agree with AngelAddicted and with what she/he had to say.

So..sorry about my confusing rants :D

-chiachia105-

i like it

Blah.

*raises eyebrow* Paradise Lost? Well I guess it's time to test my faith and if I fail..well I could blame it all on that :D ...

*chuckles* Lucifer's

(or shall I say Satan, though Lucifer sounds sexier)

way of speaking can't help but make me laugh.

oh my god! Oh my Mother bleeping god! That was... wo... something... mother bleeping god

O-my-Gawd, LMAO! That was GREAT! I love Lucifer's way of speaking compared to God's!

Hmm, would you e-mail me and tell me what you thought of Paradise Lost? I'm interested in reading it one day, but I honestly don't know much of anything about it, except that it was written by John Milton and is a theological book...

Entity and the Keeper

Oh, that was funny! *laughs* In a very good way of coures! There is SO much room to expand on this, it's pretty much set up for anonther chapter. By the way, this is a fellow pagan here. And, as to christans not likeing this, I've got a chatholic friend who would LOVE to read this. (then again, I'm pretty shure she is going to convert...)

you know, I always thought hell sounded pretty good too. I mean, look at the requirements for where you want to end up. If i'm gonna have to spend al aternity in one place I'd rather hang out with people who have some stories to tell. I also fall into the catigory of people who have written God/Lucifer fics but before this one was too scared to put anything up. However reading all of these reviews I'm reminded that just because there's a history between our religions it's just as wrong to assue that christains get offended about *everything*. Here's to all of us! (ah...and all the goog children laid down their atms and forgave eachother's differances and sat down to break bread around the warm glow of the tv screen which gleefully blared porn for all to see. Behold the mighty power of slash!)

Wow...this is just...wow. This was excellently written, and the plot is superb. This is definitely my favorite story in this whole section (The Bible section, I mean). You portrayed the characters great; that's just how I would expect them to talk! And I couldn't stop laughing at “Really now? Then explain how your ‘divine’ cock got up my ass.” (I'm reading this during my lunch break at school, and my outburst of laughter got a few looks. I'm bi myself, and I know lots of other people that are bi or gay, and they're some of the nicest, sweetest people I know, so I don't know how anyone who's gay/bi can just be sent to Hell, and if they are sent there than it can't be THAT bad. I know I said this already, but great job.

Oh, I am amused! Seriously, I hope you weren't intending for this to be a serious piece, because I found it hilarious.

It was amusing. Only Lucifier would tell El/God/Jehovah where to shove it.

I read this story before, and now I've finally found it again! Hooray! At the End of the Universe, God and Satan will be reunited. Maybe. Or not. I think Lucy's being too hard of God. Take him back, Lucy, take him back!