Days later:

"Uh, Dean?"

"Yeah, Sam?"

"Who's Jerry?"

"Uh…who?"

"Jerry. You were talking in your sleep. You said Jerry told you not to worry about the nightstand. Said it was collateral damage. It shouldn't have let the demon alarm clock sit on it anyway."

"Dude, I don't know what you're talking about."

"You're full of it, you know that? You named the crowbar Jerry?"

"No, I didn't."

"Yeah, you did. What did Jerry say about me getting clocked with the bell?"

"Umm…"

"Dean?"

"All right! Jerry said you deserved it! Said you weren't that innocent. You happy now?"

"Ecstatic."

-30-

And now we're done. Really. There might be a sequel: Dean and Jerry and Sam on the road. Time will tell.