Author's Note: OK…This is just a funny poem that I felt like writing just for the heck of it! It's been rattling around in my brain and I decided to get it down purely for my own amusement (and hopefully yours too!) For the record, whilst JK Rowling does say that Tonks' parents weren't too happy with her marriage to Remus, I don't think Andromeda would have been quite as prejudiced as this….BUT, I had fun writing it nonetheless, even if it is a little OOC!

Disclaimer: I am not JK Rowling and therefore I do not own Andromeda, Tonks or Lupin. Sigh…

Prejudiced? Me? Never!

I am a normal mother

With normal hopes and dreams

I'm very good at housework

And calming babies' screams

I have only one child

A daughter whom I adore

She's very like her father

Except she doesn't snore

I always thought my daughter

Would marry a lovely man

A wizard with good family

Blue eyes, blond hair, light tan

But when my dearest daughter

Came home with shining eyes

And told me that the man she loved

Would be a huge surprise

I never would have expected

Who (what?) walked through the door

Not a wizard, not a man

Not a human being at all…

He had brown hair and dark brown eyes

And was handsome I suppose

But his face was pale and worn

And he had very tatty clothes

His voice was soft and cultured

And he carried himself well

But I couldn't quite ignore the fact

That he had a doglike smell

As I got to know him

My suspicions only grew

And when I found out the Truth…

Well, I claimed I always knew

Now let me say right here and now

I am not biased at all

I adore furry animals

Just not as sons-in-law!

I've always wanted puppies

Just not ones with my genes

So can you really blame me

If I wasn't exactly keen?

Some say that I am prejudiced

A fact I won't admit

But when 'Dora married Remus

I nearly threw a fit.

I am a normal mother

With normal hopes and dreams

But when my child married a werewolf

I very nearly screamed!

A/N: So, what did you think?? I hope it gave you a little chuckle at any rate!! Please REVIEW and let me know what you think! I love getting your reviews – it makes my day and makes me grin like someone who's under a rather enthusiastic Cheering Charm!!