A/N: I'm sorry that I never seemed to find the time to type this. I'm sorry. I'm kind of sad because school just ended so, let's have some humor.

"Playing poker again, boys?" Riza asked, eyeing the men holding cards in there hands.
"Why? Want us to deal you in?" Havoc asked. Riza frowned. Roy smiled at her and patted the seat next to him.
"Come on!It'll be fun," he said, trying to get her to join. She sat down next to him.
"I'm sure it will be fun-filled beyond belief," she said as Havoc delt out cards to everyone.
"Okay. Whoever loses has to choose punishments or should I say dares, for the losers," Havoc said.
"Really now?" Riza questioned,"I thought we learned our lesson,"
"Why are you afraid of our skills Hawkeye?" Breda asked. Riza shook her head. She looked at the cards in her hand and sighed. She watched as everyone placed their bets and she eventually placed hers. Everyone showed their cards.
"Havoc, are you sure you're not cheating because-" Riza protested when she saw that he had won.
"Of course not, but now it's my turn to decide what you all have to do.." He pretended to be in thought, "Okay, I've got it,"

"If I have to-" Breda started to say.

"Breda has to do all my paperwork and Fuery has to..." Havoc started to say. Fuery awaited his fate, "Actually let's just get to Hawkeye and Mustang.." Riza glared at him, "Mustang, Hawkeye I want you two to kiss each other,"

"Excuse me?" they both said. Havoc laughed along with Fuery and Breda.

"Come on. It's pretty obvious that you two would kill for each other so--"

"I'm not in love with my colonel," Riza said and stood up.

"Aww that's sweet. My Colonel," Havoc said.

"Come on Havoc. There's nothing between us," Roy stated.

"Really? Strip-poker? Yeah--"

"It was my idea not Hawkeye's," Roy said.

"Just do it or is Hawkeye not-"

"Please don't finish that sentence," Riza stated.

"Come on, Hawkeye. Let's get this over with," Roy said and stood up next to her. He felt his stomach lurch. He was so good with women but Riza was different. It was because he loved her. He erased the thought from his mind. He looked over to see everyone watching the two of them. Riza blushed. She wasn't good at this kind of stuff. He smiled a little. He kiseed her.

"OHBABY!" Havoc said. They quickly parted, both blushing.

"Alright, deal me another hand Havoc," Roy said, sitting back down.

"Colonel! You're still going to play with him?" Riza questioned. He smiled and shrugged, "Why not?" She sat down once again and they played again. Havoc won, of course.

"What is it this time Havoc?" Roy asked him. Havoc couldn't help but looked at them and laugh.

"I want you to get Hawkeye pregnant," Havoc said. Riza reached for her gun. Roy grabbed her arm.

"No. Let's-"

"Please don't say that we should follow that..." she begged.

"No, Let's kill him together okay?" Roy smiled.

A/N: I never know when to stop writing.