A.N.: Hi all! I know I should be working on my other stories, but this just won't leave me alone. And with the way the bunny is biting me, I forsee many more chapters. Oh, and if anyone has pulled pranks and wants to see them happen, please tell me about 'em!

Prank 1: Bear-trap

Sam yawned as he sat next to Mikaela at the human sized table, neither quite awake at the early hour of the morning. The Autobots, who kept different sleeping schedules than the humans, only smiled at the two teenagers from different points of the large room. Bumblebee sat near them, chuckling to himself.

"Remind me again why you had me wake you up so early? Surely you could use more rest." Identical evil grins spread across the humans faces.

"Wait for it-"

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"

All the Autobots stiffened when they heard the yell. They turned to Sam when he spoke. "That sounds like Simmons woke up and saw his room."

"YAAAAAAHHHHH!"

"That would be the honey between his toes," chirped Mikaela.

"HHIIIIYYYAAAAAAHHH!!!"

"The dishwashing soap on the floor by his bed." (Sam)

"YYEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRG!!!"

"The top drawer filled with roaches." (Mikaela)

"GHHHAAAAAA!!!"

"The face-full of egg yolks-" Sam was interrupted, but he had expected it.

"BLLEEEAAAARRRRGGG!!!"

"-and the bucket of feathers." (Sam)

"EEEEEEEKKKKKK!!"

"And don't forget the balloons filled with half-melted slush and yellow food coloring," finished Mikaela

For a few moments, there was silence. Then Bumblebee spoke. "Why did you do that to him?"

The smile faded from Sam's face. "Because he was the one who ordered your torture. And I'm not going to stop until he has suffered as much as you have."