Lucius sat back content after a good meal with his wife, Severus and Charity. It was two years after his son had graduated from Hogwarts and his son was now married. He remembered when his son was born and still saw him as the cocky young boy who set off for Hogwarts for the first time! Now his son was married to Astoria Greengrass a wonderful pureblood which who was very smart and lovely too. She had long light brown hair and sparkling blue eyes and a since for fashion to rival his wife's. Narcissa was of course far lovelier and she knew exactly how to make him happy, or beg but he should keep his mind clear and clean or Severus would find away to tease him for it.

"So what are you thinking?" Severus asked Lucius as he sipped at his wine.

"Going to Hogwarts to pay a visit." Lucius replied.

"Last time you did that dear Pomona proved she was very capable with transfiguration as I recall." Severus said slowly grinning, "you both ended up as cute little ferrets."

"The sex was not as fun in ferret form." Narcissa said primly getting Charity to choke on her wine, "well my dear you must realize by now sex is very gratifying."

"Well yes, Severus is very good in that regard." Charity said getting Severus to blush, "he is really of good caliber and size."

"Lucius did you not want to show me your peacocks?" Severus asked getting up suddenly.

"I would love to, let's go see them." Lucius said getting up just as fast.

The men fled the smaller dining room on the second (first if you are British) floor and heard the women laughing as they all but ran for it. Women the two men knew were highly dangerous and the men did not want to stick around and be teased the rest of the night. They went to see the latest collection of white peacocks of Lucius and did not go back into the house until they were somewhat sure it was safe. They walked into the lavish drawing room and saw the women sitting there being served coffee by a house elf. The elf saw them and offered them coffee and Lucius even thanked the creature as Narcissa after he had lost Dobby all but ordered him. He liked his manhood where it was and so he was nice to the elves now.

"So you find land for your house?" Narcissa asked Severus.

"I did, it's actually where the shrieking shack stood, the land is very cheap." Severus replied, "seems the school did not own the land, some old wizard in America who collected rent and did not care what it was used for."

"Good place for a house, how did Dumbledore take you wanting to live off the grounds?" Lucius asked.

"Very well, as long as I have a portal to my house he is fine with it. It seems in the past a few heads of houses would not live in the castle and would have a portrait or mirror set up. As I will be closer I can step through the mirror into the common room."

"Like Alice in Wonderland, a wonder Lewis Carroll did not expose our world with his books." Lucius said.

"Oh even in the magical world much of what wizard Carroll wrote about was nonsense." Charity said, "talking caterpillars, well talking animals of any kind. If you ask me he had a bit of the mushroom when he wrote them."

"I am sure he did." Severus replied.

The friends sat and talked late into the evening and both Charity and Severus had a great time with Lucius and Narcissa. They left and went back to the school and the rooms that Charity shared with Severus now that she was married to him. Severus drew a hot bath and got in very happy when his wife joined him a short time after. She did things to him that left him pleasantly speechless and she took him to bed and continued on him there. He was clearly a very lucky man at this time and he knew it! He was careful to ward his rooms so his son did not come in, no need to teach the child about the birds and bees this early! Finally wore out Severus fell asleep naked under the sheets his wife right by his side.

A few days later after an evening with the Weasleys that was very pleasant and involved Severus riling up Sirius to the point the Animagmus was nearly foaming the Snapes came back to Hogwarts wanting to have a nice hot bath together. They walked into the sitting room and Severus started to the bedroom first and paled anger on his face. He lit the lamps expecting to see Lucius with his wife in his bed again. Yet what he saw really got him angry as Draco Malfoy lay there with his wife ducked under the covers giggling like mad! Draco had kept his hair short and had a tuff of hair on his chin but for all that he looked like a younger version of his father. He smirked at his godfather and lay in bed looking oh so pleased for himself.

"Good evening godfather." Draco said.

"Get out, get dressed, get out or I will take you over my knee brat!" Severus hissed, he was very upset now.

"This is the best room you know, I always wanted to give my wife the best." Draco said still smirking.

"He does you know sir." Astoria said still hiding under the covers.

"I don't know how you got in here I don't care I want you dressed and out of here!" Severus snarled.

"Oh fine, but could you leave we need to get dressed." Draco said.

Severus gave them five minutes then he marched in and drug his godson out of his rooms by the ear and actually gave him a light kick in the rear. Draco smirked at him and then ran for it as Severus took out his wand. He may have never used it on the boy when he was not of age but now he was out of school he saw no problem with using his wand on the boy. He swore when he moved his rooms would be warded safer than the crown jewels! With that resolve he had the elves bring clean sheets then he let Charity sooth him and calm him down in the most delightful way.

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That is it folks and the twist I know you did not see coming at all. Like father like son and so I leave this funny tale at an end. No more for this at all.