10/16/2010
I don't find out
Carly's going out tonight
until she's getting ready
and by then it's too late
to protest and try
to convince her not to go
but I try anyway
Carly's going out tonight
with Atticus
and that pisses me off
for a few reasons:
1) she didn't tell me till now
2) he didn't tell me either
and 3) I have nothing to do now
Carly leaves in her helping bra
(yeah, she gets a new one
every frickin' year)
and now I'm stuck here
with Freddork
and Spencer
and all my hormones
So I don't go home
even though Carly doesn't come back
until after I fall asleep
but what can I say –
Spencer's spaghetti tacos
are so worth skipping
another crappy sandwich at home
Fredwina has to eat with us
and ruin the moment
I thought me and Spencer
were having
which is explanation
for the noogie I gave the dork
while Spencer's in the bathroom
It seems to be
a perfectly normal dinner
until the geek says something
and I throw noodles at his face
and suddenly
pasta and shells are flying everywhere…
FOOD FIGHT!
We all collapsed
on the kitchen floor
laughing uncontrollably
and rubbing spaghetti sauce
in each other's hair
and it was the happiest I've been
in forever
I bet Carly's kissing
that Atticus kid
right now
but what she doesn't know
is that I'm watching her brother
and her neighbor
wipe sauce off their arms and legs
Is it weird
that I kinda wanna
get these boys
tied down
and LICK the red sauce
off their bodies…?
nahh, totally normal
Crap...
it probably can't be good
to get spaghetti sauce
in and around
your still-healing nose ring
but this will make
for another interesting sculpture
Now we have to shower
one-by-one
and Freddie can't go home
'cause he's tired of tick baths
and Mrs. Benson is convinced
pasta and ticks have some sort
of correlation
While the tech nerd
is in the shower
Spencer acts kinda weird
and then asks me
WHY I always bully the waste of air
and that he's noticed
how I've been looking at Freddie lately
Deny, deny, deny
what else can I do
when your best friend's
awesome/super hot/hilarious big brother
is accusing you
of having a crush
on the biggest dork to walk the earth?
It's weird
but Spencer and I…
we have a moment
where he wipes some stray sauce
from my cheek
and then stares at me like…
then Freddifer walks out
I think Fredward is
trying something
like what me and Spencer had
while Spencer's in the shower
but I stop that pretty quick
with a good ol' Texas wedgie
right when Spencer comes out to pull me off
While I'm in the shower
all I can think about
are the 2 boys
waiting in the living room
and how much
I wish
I could just have both
Note to self:
never shower in Spencer's
shower ever again
because it possesses me
with (really) weird thoughts
about best friends' older brothers
and hopeless dorks
So after our showers
we all have a threesome…
just kidding
but I do fall asleep
watching Girly Cow
with my head in Spencer's lap
and my legs over Freddie's
It's kinda funny
how I thought the night
was going to be totally jank
but it wasn't at all
not even when Carly comes home
and doesn't wake me up
before lying down next to me
A/N: Sorry for the lack of updates, but I'm busy and have a lot of other things to do, including saving up for a plane ticket for a trip to LA in June, which includes working a LOT more hours, and then a bunch of homework so I don't fail junior year. Things should get better this summer, but no promises. Don't worry, though; updates may be few and far between, but at least they're existent.
I dunno if any of you have noticed, but there have been TWO stories inspired by this story so far. Longing by Dragonfly8716, and Insert Pretentious Title Here by plug in baby57. I highly recommend them both because they were both actually quite entertaining! Keep the ideas flowing, guys! I love seeing stuff like that =D
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