Seating Arrangement Chapter 1: Table 1, a naruto fanfic

Sitting around the table

Naruto takes over the world in the afterlife and everyone listens to him. He creates a new council to rule and the council is sitting at a table arguing about seating arrangements.

Just imagine Naruto at the head of the table and on his right is Itachi and on his left is Konan. Next to Itachi is Sasuke and next to Konan is Ino. Etc…

So here is the seating arrangement. Girls on Naruto's left and guys on Naruto's right. Of course there are more guys then girls and so some are going to have to sit on the left. But who?

Also many people want to be across from their girlfriend or boyfriend. They also want to be more towards the head of the table AND next to their friends. They also don't want to be near the person who killed them. Also they need to be placed according to what they do in this council.

While they want to be next to their friend Naruto thinks that their student should be to right of them.

Last but not least, there is an empty seat at the end of they table for either the most disgraced or most honored. (depending on what they think.) Let's see how that works out.

Start of Meeting: Seating Arrangements

Naruto

Itachi-Konan

Sasuke-Ino

Shikamaru-Sakura

Kakashi-Kisame

Sasori-Deidara

Sabutori-Granny Chiyo

Jiraiya-Tsunade

Kiba-Tenten

Shino-Hinata

Neji-Hanabi

Gaara-Temari

Kazuku-Hidan

Tobi-Zetsu

Pein-Kurenai

Asuma-Moegi

Konohamaru-Gai

Chogi-Sai

Udon-Lee

Shukaku-Kyuubi

Empty seat.

"SHUT UP!"

Everyone was silent from the blonde's hateful outburst. Naruto was glaring at all of them and an awful lot of them were glaring back.

"If you want to talk," he said hissing "then raise your hand."

Then Pein raised his hand.

Naruto smiled. "Yes Pein"

"These seating arrangements are unacceptable."

"How so?"

"How so Naruto? I'll tell you how so."

Pein took a deep breath.

"First, I am sitting next to Tobi who is farther up the table then me."

"Second, I am sitting across from Kurenai and Asuma who is on my right is looking at me hatefully."

"THIRD, I would rather be sitting across from Konan and also I am WAY to far down this table."

Naruto frowned. "Good point. Alright everyone move down and make way for Pein."

Everyone got up cursing under their breath and glaring at the smug look on Pein's face as he moved into Itachi's seat across from Konan. After sitting down he winked at her and she blushed.

Kisame was next to raise his hand and he was followed closely by Deidara.

"Yes Kisame."

"Naruto…I only have one complaint…Why in the entire ocean blue am I on the GIRL"S SIDE of the table!"

"Kisame…I only have one answer….YOU ARE GENDERLESS!!! YOU ARE A FISH!!!"

"Then what about ME?!?!" Deidara screamed. "I am certainly not a GIRL!"

Naruto looked at him scathingly. Deidara, I'm going to tell this to you bluntly. I am going to be straight forward and tell you the truth.

"You…are…a…GIRL! Or at least you look like one with that hair."

Deidara lost it and tried to attack Naruto and was quickly followed by Kisame.

"WAIT!"

Everyone stopped including Kisame and Deidara.

"I have an idea. All the Uchihas look so girly that they can take your place."

And with that declaration both Itachi and Sasuke attempted to kill the blond that was on their left. But were grabbed by Deidara and Kisame who dragged them to their new seating and tied them there while they shouted profanities and said how they were going to painfully kill Naruto.

But Alas. Deidara took Sasuke's seat saying this was revenge for killing him and Kisame sat down in Itachi's seat looking proud of himself.

"Now wait a bleeping moment. If they get to move then what about me!" A purple-eyed Jashinist spoke looking like he was about to start shouting more curses.

But before he could Ino and Sakura interrupted. "Naruto! I don't want to be across from this (piece of sushi) (girly-man)! I want to be across from Sasuke!

AN: Remember, Pein is at the top of the table now and everyone else moved down.

"FINE! Hidan, switch with Neji. Tobi! Take Sasuke's place and Sasuke make everyone move down and sit across from Sakura!"

They moved but this time Deidara started shouting. "I don't want to be next to my killer Naruto!

"FINE! Sasuke sit across from Ino and everyone move down. There Deidara, now you are next to Kisame."

Neji spoke. "Naruto, I refuse to be on the girl's side of the table with Lee and Gai."

"But Neji," Naruto said with puppy eyes. "At least you'll be on the same side as Tenten."

"I want to be across from Tenten not on the same side as her!"

"FINE! Jiraiya! Go switch with Neji!"

"I should be across from Sasuke! Not Ino!"

"Ino switch with Sakura! Then switch with Itachi

"WHY?"

"Because you and Deidara match."

"NOOO!"

Current Table:

Pein-Konan

Sasuke-Sakura

Kisame-Itachi

Deidara-Ino

Shikamaru-Tobi

Kakashi-Granny Chiyo

Sasori-Tsunade

3rd-Tenten

Neji-Hinata

Kiba-Hanabi

Shino-Temari

Hidan-Jiraiya

Gaara-Zetsu