Pigspots

Hairy panted as he struggled to dodge another spell.

Voldemont had attacked the college for wizcraft and whichery in the middle of the night of Hairy's 8th and final year at the college.

Hairy was clipped by a disarming spell, and cried out in pain.

Voldemont just maniacally laughed at him, ignoring the sprays of blood.

Suddenly, though, they knew no more.

Unknown R.A.F. Base

The Queen sighed as she looked at the commander of the base.

"Ma'am, it is done."

She nodded, and left for her helicopter that would take her back to Balmoral.

Mumbling, she said, "Silly Wizards and witches with their mind potions and death spells. nothing beats a tomohawk missile."

Authors note: No more reading of fanfic that aint on my watch/favourites list, unless its by particular authors. When my muse returns I will still go and write those stories, but until then, it's a bad idea for me to write those.

It's like forcing yourself to have a poo. All you'll end up with is crap.