A/N: I couldn't find someone to match with Jimmy, so I made a person up.

Chapter 5

The show started with a woman jogging through the park. She slowed down to catch her breath and bent over to retie her shoe. She glanced over at a bush when she heard something moving behind it. Out from between the two dense bushes, she saw a foot. Going over to get a better look, she saw a body nearly naked and screamed.

Roll the credits. And the cheesy techno music (as Ziva so affectionately called it.)

Deep Six flashed across the screen along with a montage of photographs from the show. Then came the character introductions.

KEANU REEVES as Tommy DiNikkio

Tony scrunched up his face resembling something mixed between confusion and disgust. "Keanu Reeves? Seriously?" McGee and Abby giggled.

PREITY ZINTA as Lisa Zavid

"Who's that?" asked Tony.

"She is a foreign actress from India," Ziva said.

"She's hot. Why is she playing you?" Gibbs smacked the back of Tony's head.

RYAN GOSSLING as Troy McGregor

"I pictured someone a little more geeky, but not bad, McGee."

"Are you going to talk the whole time, Tony?" asked Ziva.

KIRSTEN DUNST as Amy Sutton

"Wow," said Tony. "They dyed her hair black."

"I'm a natural blonde," Abby confessed. Everybody looked at her.

MICHAEL CAINE as Dr. William "Goose" Graylag

"Goose?" said Ducky. "What kind of a nickname is 'Goose'?"

"Anthony Edwards' handle in 'Top Gun' was Goose."

LEIGH CARVOSA as Kimmy Jalmer

Collective gasps filled the room. "They turned Pimmy into a girl?!" asked McGee shocked. He had no idea they were doing that.

"Poor Jimmy," said Abby.

And KEVIN COSTNER as L.J. Tibbs

"Way to go, Boss!" said Tony looking over at Gibbs.

He had his head down, his eyes closed, and was pinching the bridge of his nose. This is going to be a long night.

The show began. For the first five minutes, Tony couldn't stop commenting on some of the inaccuracies and the unlikelihood. For the second time in 5 minutes, Tony was smacked on the back of the head. "Shut up, DiNozzo."

The first half of the show was relatively uneventful. There was mention of a couple of "Tibbs' Rules", a few smacks against the head, and even a coffee cup almost permanently attached to Tibbs' hand. Lisa and Tommy endlessly picked on McGregor. Tibbs brought Amy an "Icee". ("What's an Icee?" Abby asked.) Tommy and Lisa constantly teased and flirted with each other. This caused McGee, Ducky, and even Gibbs, to laugh. Tony and Ziva said nothing.

Tibbs was in Amy's lab with Tommy looking for results. Before they walked out, Tibbs signed something to Amy and she signed back. Gibbs mouth slightly dropped open and Abby turned to him. "Did he just say-," she started.

"Yup."

"What?" Tony and Tommy asked at the same time. Both went on ignored.

It was revealed later why Jimmy's character had been turned into a girl. She apparently had a secret crush on Tibbs and desperately seeked his approval. "Well, they're not far off on that," said Ducky. "I told you he just wanted you to like him, Jethro." But Tibbs was not interested. He already had someone. A secret someone.

"Brought you another Icee," said Tibbs entering the lab.

"Thanks, Tibbs!" Amy took it and began gulping it down. She squeezed her eyes closed and put her hand up to her head. "Ah! Brain freeze!" Tibbs took the Icee from her and set it down. He put his hands on her face and rubbed his thumbs on her temples.

"Feel better?" he asked quietly. Amy nodded her head. She opened her eyes and tilted her head up to meet his gaze. They came together and gently kissed.

Gibbs choked on his coffee.

Abby laughed.

Everyone else was either too shocked or too afraid to say or do anything.

Everyone was quiet for the last minute of the show. When it was over, McGee stopped the DVD, but didn't dare be the first one to get up or talk. Tony was the one who took care of that.

"So, when I walked into the kitchen earlier…….Ow!"

~The End~