Instant Winner!
CrackerSam(TM) Instant Win Game. No purchase necessary. See side panel for details.
Instructions
1) Put on the ring you find in this box and jump up and down in front of someone yelling "Ooga booga booga!" If they fail to give you a weird look, or indeed IGNORE YOU COMPLETELY, move on to step 2. If not, then avoid that person over there holding a straitjacket.
2) Throw your ring into the fire, wait a bit, take it out, and IMMEDIATELY HOLD IT IN YOUR HAND. If it is cool, move on to step #3. If not, hold your hand under cold water.
3) Look for strange runes on the ring. If they are there, then..
CONGRATULATIONS!
You have just won an all-expense paid trip to Mordor*, where you will tour Barad-dur and meet the one and only Dark Lord himself, Sauron!
To claim your prize, call toll free 1-800-SUCKER.
*CrackerSams(TM) will not be held liable for any injuries sustained while getting stabbed by Black Riders, bitten by giant spiders or psychotic hobbits, or dancing and singing atop a table like a drunken fool and then falling on your head.
CrackerSam(TM) Instant Win Game. No purchase necessary. See side panel for details.
Instructions
1) Put on the ring you find in this box and jump up and down in front of someone yelling "Ooga booga booga!" If they fail to give you a weird look, or indeed IGNORE YOU COMPLETELY, move on to step 2. If not, then avoid that person over there holding a straitjacket.
2) Throw your ring into the fire, wait a bit, take it out, and IMMEDIATELY HOLD IT IN YOUR HAND. If it is cool, move on to step #3. If not, hold your hand under cold water.
3) Look for strange runes on the ring. If they are there, then..
CONGRATULATIONS!
You have just won an all-expense paid trip to Mordor*, where you will tour Barad-dur and meet the one and only Dark Lord himself, Sauron!
To claim your prize, call toll free 1-800-SUCKER.
*CrackerSams(TM) will not be held liable for any injuries sustained while getting stabbed by Black Riders, bitten by giant spiders or psychotic hobbits, or dancing and singing atop a table like a drunken fool and then falling on your head.