Twisted Lives Chapter 11

Somewhere in heaven Kami woke up shuddering.

Kami wondered what would have happened if he had decided to make all of them like that. He shook himself.

"Got to stop eating cake before bed. Look at these nightmares I'm having."

I mean Shino singing was bad enough to give anyone a migraine but Kakashi his father! That dream had major problems.

Orochimaru…him as a candy addict would have actually been an improvement.

Sai and Sasuke related? That may look reasonable but when you put it on paper it was a disaster. Also, Sai crying was pretty pitiful.

Haku a girl and engaged to Zabuza who was Kisame's son. Major issues.

Itachi was alright though. Him being a psychopath never really appealed to me anyway. Him and Sasuke were such good brothers at first.

Dream Hinata and Neji almost made Kami cry. Chicken for crying out loud! Neji I thought you were better than that!

Temari…well at least she handled Shukaku better than Gaara.

Now Gaara and Naruto being twins and Deidara and Ino being siblings was actually plausible.

Minato alive? How exactly did he become the Kazekage?

Tayuya had a classical band?

…

One would think I'd know better.

That was some dream.

Or was it?

AN: I'm going to put this story as complete unless someone wants me to continue. If someone does then this chapter will just be an Omake.

Also if I do continue then just imagine adding the following to the story:

...

Kankuro is a clown in Kin's circus but secretly writes graphic novels and is an only child.

The Hyuga have taken over the leaf village and have ruled there for over 100 years.

Hinata is the kyubbi container.

Neji never got curse seal and is part of the main branch.

Sasori is the oldest brother of Temari, Gaara, and Naruto.

Kiba's whole clan has been wiped out except for him and he is a vet.

Jiraiya is a girl (fangirl) frog and she is desperately in love with Orochimaru.

Tsunade is the princess in the land of the snow and she is betrothed to Orochimaru.

Tenten is a teacher and Neji is in love with her.

Iruka is Killer Bee's brother and the guitarist in Tayuya band.

Killer Bee is part of Tayuya's band as the vocalist.

Kabuto and Anko are married.

Kabuto is a snake tamer and Anko works at a candy shop.

Ibiki is a computer geek.

Haku is a girl and a hairstylist and lives in the village of the rain.

Shikamaru is engaged to Temari and is Minato's adviser (he lives in Suna)

Konan and Pein are engaged and they run an orphanage.

Hidan is against cursing and is a monk.

Kazuku takes after Robin Hood but he secretly hordes money. He lives in a forest.

Zetsu is a herbalist and florist and is two people.

Kin, Zaku and Dosu are part of a circus.

Kimimaru is a witch doctor.

Jirobo is married to Tayuya and is a construction worker

Kidomaru is a cape crusader.

Sakon and Ukon are psychologists.

Konohamaru is grown up and is a dog tamer and Kiba's adopted son.

Choji is a sprinter and the fastest in the village.

Yamoto is an environmentalist.

Shizune is a advisor of Princess Tsunade but is rarely trusted due to her excessive gambling and drinking.

Kurenai is married to Asuma and is an assistant at a Anko's candy shop.

Asuma is a butcher.

Just imagine the chaos!

(insert evil laugh of your choice here.)

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