Just so some people know, yes my spelling can be bad, I have dyslexia but I try to the best of my abilities to spell everything right, those of you who suggest that if I make spelling mistakes I should stop writing, I have a message for you: … IF YOU CAN'T PUT UP WITH A FEW MISTAKES THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF! D

As for Kiba, im not going to introduce him till a lot later in the time line okay? Good.

Those that still like the Naru/saku pairing should rip their eyes out and bite off and swallow their own tongue D

Team seven where now standing next to team ten in the examination room for the first test of the exam. Naruto was looking around the room slowly, keeping quiet. It was then that he noticed a red haired boy with unnatural black rings around his eyes.

"He has one too … so I'm not the only one …" Naruto said to himself as Hinata and Haku conversed with team ten quietly.

Then another team walked in and made their way toward them.

"Lady Hinata, I wish you well in these exams. As I do you Naruto-san" Neji said with a slight smile

"Thank you Neji" Hinata smiled at her cousin who smiled back. It was then that team eight made their appearance, pushing their way past Neji and Lee.

"So you actually showed up eh?" Sasuke said with a scowl as he looked at Naruto.

"Yes we did, got a problem with it?" Haku spoke up.

"Shut up you, if I want your input I'll ask for it, foreign scum" Sasuke glared at the boy.

Haku made to step forward but found himself stopped by a hand on his shoulder. He turned to find Zabuza in his jounin uniform staring right at the Uchiha.

"Careful Uchiha, you wouldn't last five minutes in mist with those pretty little eyes of yours as where as Haku survived seven long agonizing years" Zabuza then hefted his massive blade under Sasuke's chin "If I hear you threaten my son or his team mates ever again I'll personally make sure the Uchiha line ends with you!"

Zabuza then disappeared in a plume of mist.

Sasuke glared at Haku "your bloodline is inferior to mine in every way, there is"

Haku snorted "Having a bloodline is not what makes a ninja strong, protecting loved ones and people precious to you is where true strength comes from" Haku stated, receiving a few nods of agreement from the other rookies around him.

"You speak big words for an Uchiha who can't even activate his own bloodline yet, but there will always be the Byakugan to counter those thieving eyes of yours" Neji said from behind Sasuke.

Sasuke turned abruptly and glared at the Hyuuga prodigy before he turned toward Naruto.

"Right, lets just get this over with, I can't be bothered with your stick-up-the-ass superiority complex right now … what do you want Sasuke" Naruto asked in a tired tone as he adjusted the scarf around his neck and lower face slightly.

"Actually dobe im here to see Hinata ..."Sasuke said as he turned to the heiress "your going to teach me that lightning jutsu the copy Nin taught you" Sasuke said as he looked at Hinata directly.

"Ummm, no I'm not" Hinata stated as she narrowed her eyes and raised an eyebrow.

"Teach it to me!" Sasuke commanded.

"I'll teach you something you spoilt little bastard" she said angrily as her Byakugan activated and she lunged towards Sasuke. Naruto quickly embraced Hinata in a hug to calm her down.

Sasuke poked her in the chest as he spoke "You will teach me that move!".

At seeing his heiress get treated like that or even spoken to like that, Neji's Byakugan activated with the pure intense rage he was feeling before he punched Sasuke in the side of the head, putting him on the floor.

"If you ever so much as look at the heiress like that again, the entire Hyuuga clan will hunt you down and kill you with our bare hands!" he said as he picked the boy up by the scruff of his neck and held hi suspended in mid air before he threw him away from the other rookies.

"EVERYBODY, TAKE YOUR SEAT AND SHUT THE FUCK UP! The test is about to begin…" came the voice of a man Naruto knew very well, through Anko.

"Oh now I know what kind of tricks this test will involve" Naruto whispered to Hinata and Haku as he gave Ibiki a slight smirk.

Ibiki sighed slightly at the sight of Naruto, the boy he knew he could never break, his nemesis, his one weakness in his carefully thought out scheme for this test, he knew there was no point in the boy sitting the test, he was good at analysing all of Ibiki's tactics when it came to torture and interrogation.

Everyone scrambled to take their seats quickly except for Naruto, who just strolled towards his seat as if he were uninterested in this test he finally sat down near the middle of the room, quite surprised to be sitting next to Hinata who just blushed and smiled at him. Naruto looked behind him to see Haku who looked on the verge of falling asleep.

The test was handed out and Ibiki gave them the run down on the rules and his twisted scoring system.

Im skipping the rest of the test until Anko's entrance

Suddenly a blare of tan and purple entered the room via, a window which previously wasn't smashed.

"OK maggots! Listen up, I am Mitirashi Anko, examiner of the second part and sexiest biznitch in all of Konoha … Anyone who say's otherwise will be found face down in the river!" she smiled evilly.

Most people in the room shit themselves at the sight of the village psycho-snake bitch … but Naruto, Hinata and Ibiki just sweat dropped … god she could be embarrassing.

A certain pink haired banshee scoffed at the special jounin. Anko smiled widely at the girl as she approached her desk "so your Sakura no banshee eh? … I have to be honest, you don't even look like you could hold your own against an academy student, let alone anyone in this room … I sense your chakara is just barely above that of a civilian … tell me why I shouldn't kill you know to save myself and the more worthy candidates some time?" Anko was now glaring with a psychopathic grin.

Sakura seemed to shrink under her glare which made Anko sneer in disgust "you give kunoichi a bad name" she said before she looked at the class " you have sixty minutes in which to get your ass to training ground 44" she said before she used the shunshin no jutsu.

"Well that was unexpected" said Naruto, clearly surprised.

"Definitely … she's still alive" Hinata said a little shocked as they stared over at her.

Naruto then grimaced and put his hand over his nose "she pissed herself … oh god what the fuck is that?!"

Naruto Hinata and Haku quickly made their way toward training ground forty-four and sat on the grass waiting.

"Wonder where Anko-chan went" Hinata said quietly.

…

"Just do it you stupid bastard!" said the purple haired jounin.

"Fine, you crazy whore!" said a gruff voice with a dark laugh as the man took a kunai and repeatedly cut the woman on her stomach and chest, earning sadistic moans of pleasure to escape her lips.

"More, I want more pain … give it to me!" she commanded as she backhanded him. "Get the cuffs and rope and I'll show you how it's done you fucking pussy"

Back with Naruto, Hinata and Haku

"Actually, I'd rather not know" Hinata decided as she lay back in her boyfriends chest.

"What do you think this part of the test will include?" asked Haku quietly.

"My guess is as good as yours but it will have elements of combat and information gathering that much we do know" Naruto replied as he looked from Hinata's lavender pearls to Haku's chocolate brown ones.

Naruto then smirked "So Haku … you and Ino going to-"

"Shut up" Haku replied with a blush.

"So you noticed her drooling over you then?" Hinata smirked slightly.

"Was a little hard to miss … she's pretty and all … but is she interested in me, or my bloodline?" Haku said quietly.

"That's true … most of Sasuke-temes fan girls are only interested in his name or bloodline" Naruto said quietly.

"Well Haku-kun … I'd find a woman who is perfectly matched for you and will love you for you" Hinata said with a smile.

"Are we all packed and ready to enter the forest?" Naruto asked as he unsealed Hinata's katana from a storage scroll and handed it to her.

"Thank you Naruto-kun" Hinata said as she strapped the katana to the back of her waist horizontally and kissed him on the cheek.

"So those are the legendary katana's of red death … they are beautiful" Haku commented with a smile "Zabuza-sama said he would meet me here before the second test started … he says he has a gift for me" Haku said with a slight smile of excitement.

Naruto smiled but it son disappeared when Sasuke and his team showed up. Sasuke walked right passed them and they sat under the shade of a tree.

"I hope we don't run into him in that forest … he can be such a pain" Haku said as he looked at said Uchiha.

"Yeah, he has problems … I don't like him, he's selfish and no doubt his team mates will pay for it with their lives" Hinata said quietly, Naruto just kept quiet as he sighed and pulled out a little orange book. Hinata eyed him as if he were insane.

"Please tell that isn't what I think it is Naruto-kun?" Hinata asked quietly, as if hurt.

"Unfortunately yes … purvey sage says if I want him to train me anymore I have to at least read the first volume of his novels … to be honest Hinata, I actually misjudged his work its more romance than porn … in fact I haven't even come across a lemon yet" Naruto said as he raised an eyebrow.

"A lemon?" Hinata asked curiously.

"Yeah, it's the code name for a sex scene in a story or something with sexual content …" Naruto explained as he found Hinata sit down next to him and start reading with him. They sat like that until they turned the next page and both of them turned a brand new shade of red. Naruto slammed the book closed and stuffed it quickly into his utility pouch.

"I'm sure we can read it some other time …" Naruto suggested.

"Zabuza-sama reads Jariya-sama's novels" Haku said as he played around with a senbon, twirling it between his fingers's as he lay back on the grass without a care in the world.

"Didn't pin him to be a romantic" Naruto said with surprise.

"He can be … but very rarely" Haku said with a slight sigh.

Over with Sasuke

"What is it that makes him so strong? He doesn't have a kekkei genkai … what is it?" Sasuke mumbled to himself in deep thought. "He acted like a complete fool in the Academy and still, his grades were higher than mine … what is it that drives him?"

"Well it's certainly not revenge … it's the need to protect … that is what drives him" Shino said from behind him.

"…The need to protect?" Sasuke asked quietly while looking at Shino.

"Yes, Naruto has found people he loves to be around, their his friends and Naruto would go so far as to call them family … and he wants to keep them safe … and he cant well do that if he is weak now can he … he is strong because he has something he feels is worth more than his life to protect" Shino said quietly, he turned to Sasuke and continued.

"you on the other hand feel as if you have to go at everything alone, you feel that if you get close to someone, someone will tear them away from you … but if you had someone special to protect, wouldn't you fight until you dying breath to see them safe?" Shino paused "what makes Naruto strong is his friends and family and his will to protect them at any cost, to kill if need be, so they wont have to, to suffer and die, so they may live, that is why he never gives up and never gives in to anyone" Shino finished.

"…you really think so?" Sasuke asked as he stared at Naruto from where he sat.

"Yes, you two are much more alike than you think … you both have a life goal and wont let anything stand in your way … but this is also where you differ from each other, Naruto will work with people and love people, because it gives him something to live for … you are motivated by revenge and it has clouded your vision to think that it must only be you … there is no shame in asking for help, or having friends … if you don't defeat your opponent the first time then get back up, train harder and fight harder than ever to win … but if you have nothing to live for after you exact your revenge … what will you do then ?"

Sasuke listened intently to what Shino was saying and he hated to admit that it made a hell of a lot of sense, he looked over towards Naruto and saw how happy he was in life and he wondered why he shouldn't be the same.

"Though I warn you, Naruto may be forgiving but Hinata-san can be just as sadistic as Anko-san" Shino warned.

Back with Naruto

Naruto looked at Haku and decided to wind the boy up a little "…what you thinking about Haku? … Does it involve a blonde haired, green eyed girl?" Naruto asked with a smirk, unfortunately Haku ruined his fun.

"Yep" Haku said with a slight smile, without opening his eyes.

"…really?" Naruto asked, a little deflated by his fun being ruined so quickly.

It was then that Naruto noticed more and more teams were arriving every minute. He noticed that strange boy from the sand village, staring at him intently between himself and Sasuke.

"Hmmm the demon within him must whisper thoughts into his ear … he can't decide who he wants to rip apart first, me or Sasuke …" Naruto spoke quietly to himself.

There was a poof of smoke followed by a second poof of smoke, when it cleared it revealed a very excited looking Anko and behind her stood a very exhausted and sore looking Zabuza. Zabuza walked over to Haku and smiled through the bandages at his adoptive son.

"Haku … you remember all our training right?" Zabuza asked as he looked down at the brown eyed boy.

"Of course Zabuza-sama" Haku replied with a smile.

"Good, now I got you a gift …. Here, enjoy it, im sure you know what to do with it …" Zabuza said as he handed Haku what looked like the handle of a katana without a blade at all. Haku smiled at the handle as he looked it over then bowed to Zabuza.

"Thank you Zabuza-sama…" Haku said with joy.

"You're more than welcome ... son" Zabuza said before he disappeared in a wisp of mist.

Haku strapped the handle into the sash of his battle kimono and turned to Naruto and Hinata with a smile.

Naruto and Hinata smiled back as the stood up, waiting for Anko's announcement.

"Okay … behind me is training ground forty-four, nicknamed the forest of death … the second exam is a survival test … each tem will be given either a heaven or earth scroll, you need both scrolls to enter the tower in the middle of the forest … you have five days to complete this test, also there are other threats in the forest besides other teams, you cannot pass this portion of the test if a team member dies" Anko announced loud and clearly as she stared at each genin closely.

"this test is a free for all … for those of you who do not know what I mean … this test has no rules except for one, DO NOT OPEN EITHER FUCKING SCROLL UNTILL YOU REACH THE TOWER! … kill, thieve or incapacitate to get the scrolls, we don't care which you choose … just don't open the scrolls" she said firmly.

"Also I want you to sign these papers that release me from responsibility if you die during the test" the purple haired jounin finished with a grin as she passed them out.

Once everyone had signed the paper's they handed them in and went behind the screen to retrieve their scroll and then made their way to the teams designated entry gate.

Naruto stood with Hinata on his right and Haku on his left "This test is going to be a bit of a challenge"

OKAY IM DONE WITH THIS CHAPTER!

Okay I have a request to make for an experienced writer who does regular updates and doesn't abandon their stories. I want someone to write a Naruto exile story with Naru-Hina being the main pairing … there aren't many of these stories and there are so many ways you can twist and turn them into epicness …but seriously someone worthy should write one.

And once more I'd like to point out that if anyone belittles me for having bad spelling, after I explained myself above this chapter, I don't want your reviews telling me to use spell check, I use it to the best of my abilities, just read and enjoy the fucking story!

KRIS-SAN IS A GOOD BOY D