Hey guys! I got sucked an hour and a half away from internet from the day after Christmas to New Year's, and before that, we were getting ready for Christmas, sooo...

Because I luv you guys, here's Emmett's and Rosalie's prank.

"Th-that was m-mean," Bella says between giggles. Edward shrugged in response.

Rosalie flung her hair back and her scent flew into my nose. It gave me a smelly idea. I felt as though I would laugh just thinking about it. The other pranks would have no chance against this one. They wouldn't anyway, but this would be awesome!

I leaned to whisper in Rosalie's ear, low and fast enough, the others couldn't hear. She grinned and she made a beeline for the cologne. I, went for the shampoo aisle. Rose's favorite in the whole store.

Ignoring the teenager and the older chick in the aisle, I grabbed the nearest shampoo--coconut-scented--and opened it. I recoiled a little from the soapy, artificial smell, but turned it over and squeezed, at the same time grabbing another soap.

"Hey, uh, what are you doing?" the teenager asked.

"You'll want to hurry and choose your shampoo now, missy," I giggled, my voice high, like a girl's. She blinked and turned away. She casually grabbed a shampoo bottle and strolled out of the aisle. The old chick just left with only a glance. I grabbed another bottle and another.

Finally Rose returned, carrying oodles of perfumes and colognes in her arms. "Took you long enough," I muttered.

"I love you too," she replied, and opened a few, letting them drip out. She gasped. "I can't breathe!" she wheezed. It was probably the most beautiful wheeze in the world.

"You'll get used to it."

"Like I got used to that mutt?"

"Not...exactly..." Suddenly she began to giggle.

"This is going to be awesome."

But by the time all the cologne bottles and shampoos were empty, neither of us were satisfied. I looked at Rose, and she looked back. A slow grin spread across our faces.

"I'll get lotions," she said.

"I'll get liquid foundation," I replied. She giggled again.

Soon the store was void of anything that supposedly smelled good to humans. The aisle was a bubbly, gooey, stinky mess. Rose nodded once to me, and I left to go to the intercom.

"Clean-up on aisle three!" I said for the whole store to hear. I jumped to the rafters where Rose was already with the camera. I looked around at the ground where people screamed and waited for someone to check on the aisle--it took a long time.

Thirty minutes. Finally an employee with a mop and a bucket came to clean whatever mess there was up. "Not gonna be enough, little man," I squeaked in that same girlish voice as earlier. "Ready the fans Rose."

"No, Emmett, you ready the fans. I'm filming a video."

"I can!"

"No, you can't! Go! Or it'll be too late!" I grumbled as I turned the fans on. Just as the fans picked up speed, the employee turned into the aisle. Perfect timing.

Her eyes focused on the mess just as the wave began. The fans weren't weak fans. On the contrary, they were just powerful enough to create a tidal wave larger than her. She screamed, but it seemed her thoughts were scrambled enough so that she did not run. This was better than I had planned!

I looked up in time to catch Bella's eye just as she looked up from our own disaster zone, and winked. I looked at Edward to warn with my thoughts of the coming tidal waves. He nodded slightly with a sort of grim expression.

He looked back at the ground and said, "Bella, look." I looked at their aisle and giggled a little. It was absolutely covered in gum, and a little penguin doll hung from the roof. That would be an interesting video to see. I hoped they got a good taste of that gum. They'll be puking it up later.

The wave hit the girl, and, still in full power, began to rampage through the store.

"BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

People screamed louder than ever as Edward's voice echoed. I watched as one guy slipped on our own pooling mess and collide into ten conveniently placed employees trying desperately to fix the Cullen Catastrophe, knocking them all down like bowling pins.

The chaos pulsed through me like adrenaline and my booming manically malicious laugh echoed more than Edward's word on the intercom.

Another wave and another, the second bigger and faster than the one before it. Within minutes, all Cullens were in the rafters, Jacob too, and all humans were covered in unrecognizable liquidy stuff. I caught Jasper's eye and he grinned back triumphantly--as if he were the one to win...

Lol. What was Jasper and Alice's prank? You won't know until after Jacob and Renesmee's kid-friendly, failing prank. Lol, I'm so mean.

Aw, man! This is FUN! Hope it makes you just as slap-happy as me. If it does, for shit, REVIEW!