MORE,MORE,MORE,MORE! pwease?

this is rly random but hav u seen new moon yet? i saw it yesterday, the day it came out! YAY! it was amazing!

Lol. im hyper. Zia xx

OMG! write more, write more, write more! this is absolutely WICKED! i swear!

i know u havnt updated in a while, but if u r still going 2 write everyone elses pranks i would love 2 here them. also, what POV is chapter 12 in? i think it is Alices, but i am not sure.

Hey, Sarah! i remember this!nice joke.

Read twilight again and did this paper-thingy about Edward.

Wanna read it? here, I'll send it 2 the facts aren't completely write about Edward, sorry, but hey, I'm a writer. i exaggerate things for people to read and not be bored to death(LOL). Especially when you have something like this and my mom. BTW, its called Vampires vs. Edward. DON'T ASK!

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The meaning of Vampire? Hm... lets see what the dictionary says, shall we?...AH!

Vampire, in Latin, means a blood-sucking ghost who, supposedly, emerges from his/her grave every night to prey on sleeping persons' blood. Sometimes, it is said that the vampire could drink blood so gently from the person's wound that he/she would die with out even knowing what was happening to them.

Now, you should here about what Edward is. Some say he's evil, a demon, and say he's the hottest thing on the whole damned planet(oh, yeah!). And some say that he's a vampire who tries to fit in in the complicated world of us humans.

Here's what i think. I think Edward Cullen is a figment of someone's imagination that the world's fallen in love with, a teenager(technically) boy that lives with his family, harmlessly preying on animals like bears and mountain lions that endanger human lives. A teenager that falls in love with a vulnerable human- Bella Swan. A teenager(i use that phrase alot X_X)who strives every day against the urge to become a red-eye (You know what I'm talking about, right? if not, read the description of James, Victoria, And Laurent when they arrive at the baseball game.)In fact, Edward could have been killed trying to save Bella and her Family from three very determined vamps that want Bella's blood. When James, one of the pursuing vamps, bite Bella, he injects a venom into her bloodstream in an attempt to kill her. Luckily, Alice and Jasper Cullen find out in time send Edward to her much-needed rescue.(lol)

While Emmett and Jasper quickly rid of James, Carlisle,Edward's father and surgeon/doctor at the local hospital hurries to tend to Bella's James not only bit her, he broke half of her ribs, a leg and nearly split her head open! As Bella began to waste away (Nice words, huh?)from the venom, the only other option was for Edward to try to suck the venom out; so he could either stand by and watch the love of his life fade away or he do the most inhuman thing to her to save her life. What do you think he choses? to save her carlisle stitches her up, And Esme and Alice splint her leg, Edward sucks out the venom.

So, you see? for those of you who think vampires are evil demons, what do you think?

he's call a dangerous creature but he's done nothing to harm Bella- or ANY human, as a matter of fact.

Okay, he could've sucked out too much blood with the venom, but he didn't so can you blame him ? for any thing at all? no. give him a chance and you'll see, he can be as good and human as you and me.(Except when it comes to beauty)(LOL)

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So,did you like it? was it boring? Sorry. -

lol. u still didnt post anymor of your 'tory. O.O *twitch*

Next Chapter in "In The Arms Of My Dreams". by tommorrow. I know where you live, don't 4-get that. -

hav u heard from killer this break?

U'r the only 1 i've talked to...

D'you watch Twilight again last night?

Oh! i figured something out. the main reason my mom won't let me watch that movie isn't because edward's a "demon" its because 'It's when the movie shows how Edward and Bella express their love for each other that i don't find it appropriate for teenagers to watch."

its all a load of bull shit if you ask me. (Pardon my French.)

What's the video called that you put on utube?

What's ur story/ pen name on Fiction press?

Hey, I g2g. ttyl.

Lylas,

Erin

Update please! I can't wait to see the other pranks!

ah im having a hard time following. theyre online but theyre writing what theyre doing online? are they instant messaging each other or is it one big ol chatroom?

Wow... Ahahahaha! That's hilarious! The penguin thing...wow.

Umm...Emmett's POV is good! I'm really curious about what _they're_ doing...

As always, I love this story! :)

Please update soon!

OMFG! I love this! The fist few cahpters were funny, but all the Wal-Mart stuff practically put me in tears! And i dont even like walmart... if u dont update soon ill spontaniouslt combust!

can't wait for what happens next!

...I AM A GENIUS!

And so are you! LOL

I'm talking to you on the phone...

I can't wait to see what Bella's idea is! This is great and I'm so happy you decided to keep going with it! :) You are a very good writter :) Keep Writing!

LOL LOL LOL LOL This chapter was hilarious! I litterally did laugh out loud! LOL LOL LOL LOL

Walmart-Wars! Woot! :)

Haha...

Please update soon!

lol that was really jasper leaned in lol

hohohoh lol