A/N: I couldn't sleep the other night and so I decided to write something but nothing was flowing for any of my other works so I started this side Story about Jacob and Nessie after they return from their honey moon. A little excerpt before I release the Sequel to Starlight. I hope you like it. It's a little bit of a comedy and has some slight sexual references. You've been warned. Enjoy!


Bella

I couldn't stand it. The waiting. Not when I was so anxious to see her again. No, I was anxious to see both of them. My daughter, and my son-in-law/ best-friend. I wasn't sure if I would ever get over that. It had been three weeks since the wedding and we had returned to England five days after that. I continued to pace in the front room.

"Bella?" I ignored him. I knew what he was going to say, Calm down Bella. They'll be here soon. I could almost hear the words now.

"Calm down Bella. They'll be here soon." he stated gazing at me as I continued to race from one side of the room to the other. See, sometimes I thought I was the mind reader. But what could be taken them so long? I knew that the plane had landed two hours ago and it was only a forty minute drive from the small private airport to our house. I glanced at my watch even though I had a perfect sense of time. They were than late. I heard Edward sigh from the couch he was on and the next thing I felt were his hands on my shoulders.

"Bella, really, this is ridiculous. They will be get here when they get here." I was surprised. How could he remain this calm? Even though I was always the one always freaking out, I wondered if at some point he would crack. He hadn't, not once in the five years since my daughter had taken on the form of an eighteen year old. Still she was only seven. Married at seven. I shook my head. That I could not think about.

"But what could be keeping them?" I had been away from my baby once before and I had thought that separation was painful. This was ten times worst, partly because I knew once they would return, Nessie would belong to Jacob just like I belong to Edward. Ugh, I wiped those thoughts away again. I didn't want to think about Jacob doing anything to Nessie that Edward did with me. It was bad enough that I would have to tolerate them kissing and holding hands now. It would be avoidable. They were married now.

"Don't worry, they're fine. You are over reacting for nothing," Just then the purr of an engine could be heard heading this way and Edward looked up and smiled.

"See, that's them now. All for nothing," he repeated and kissed my forehead. I relaxed into his arms. Maybe I had over reacted, in fact I knew I had, but as a mother I couldn't help it. It was my job. I heard foot steps from up stairs before Alice and Jasper came whizzing into the room.

"There here!" Alice sang, dancing around us. Her movement was graceful and child like.

"Thanks for the insight," Now if she had mentioned something earlier I wouldn't have gone into crazy mom mode, but her and Jasper had disappeared up stairs about four hours ago and I didn't want to bother them. Not when they had that look in their eyes. We all knew that look. I could hear voices outside and the sound of slamming doors. I had to force myself not to launch myself out the front door and into her arms. Emmett and Rose entered then, and I could see the excitement in Rose's eyes. She'd missed Nessie almost as much as I had, Jacob not so much. Things were better between them, but when I said better I meant they weren't trying to kill each other. The name calling continued and I didn't see an end in sight for it. I began to nibble on my bottom lip, something I had done even in my human life when I got anxious. The door swung open and Jacob entered holding all there suit cases, while Nessie clung to a small hand bag.

"We're home!" Her face lit up when she spotted all of us standing there.

"Welcome Home," Emmett's voice boomed. She looked different to me, some how more mature, more womanly. She was officially grown. She was a married women and she still had that post- wedding glow. After hugging her aunts and uncles she turned to us.

"Mom, Dad!" It was like she couldn't get to us fast enough and she almost knocked us off our feet, not an easy thing to do, when she flew into our arms. Instantly all my fear disappears and I couldn't help but smile.

"Welcome home baby," I kissed the top of her head.

"It's good to have you back, sweetheart." Edward stated from beside me. She pulled back.

"It's great to be back. Oh my gosh, the island was amazing." She stated. I saw Jacob creep up behind her, a huge grin on his face.

"Yeah, she didn't want to leave, but she missed you guys too much."

I felt complete again somehow. Everyone was home, except Carlisle and Esme who were off on there own island get away for their anniversary. They were sad that they were going to miss seeing the newlyweds home but I convinced them that neither Nessie or Jacob would mind. It didn't take much to convince the two love birds.

"So what did you think?" I asked Jacob. "Didn't you have any fun?"

"Oh I had a lot of fun, if you know what I mean," He snuck a kiss unto Nessie's cheek and her face turned red. I heard Edward groan from beside me and I hated to think about what he saw in Jacob's thoughts. No, in both their thoughts.

"Spare us Jacob," I said resolute, before I hugged him.

"I missed you," The words were true.

"I missed you too," he pulled back.

"Is it weird yet?" He asked. I looked up at him confused.

"The whole son-in-law, best friend thing. I am still your best friend, right?" he picked fun. He was radiating with positive energy and I knew it had everything to do with my honey blond daughter now chatting with Alice across the room.

"Of course Jacob," I didn't call him Jake any more. It was something that Nessie called him, so I left it alone so that it could be something between just the two of them.

"I told you that I've dealt with it. Yeah it was hard at first but I'm not as irrational as I use to be,"

Jacob glanced at Edward before he chuckle and gazed at me with one raised brow.

"Yeah Bells, if you say so," I frowned.

"I have dealt with it," I insisted.

"Sure, sure," he waved me off before he trucked it across the room toward Renesmee.

I turned to Edward and he glanced down at me thoughtfully.

"I have," he didn't answer only continued to smile. " Haven't I?" He tucked my head in between his hands and kissed my lips. My body reacted to him right away.

"Of course you have," I didn't believe him, mainly because his tone held a hint of humor in it. Whatever, I thought. I knew I had dealt with it and that was all that mattered. I leaned up and kissed him this time. I had been so focused on Nessie and Jacob returning this morning that I had almost completely ignored Edward, a shocker I know. Especially since my entire being revolved around him, but he had been more than patient with me, much like he always was. I continued to kiss him forgetting where we were for moment, by body already wrapping into him. Kissing Edward was like kissing perfection. I didn't understand it, but his kisses always got better and it made me react to him every time, anywhere. I wanted this kiss to last forever and if we didn't have other obligations it possibly could have, except we both heard someone clear their throat rather loudly on the other side of the room before Emmett said something about, not being able to keep out lips to ourselves. Edward released me and I missed his lips almost immediately. I turned to find almost everyone staring at us.

"Hey," Nessie called, Jacob's hand hovering over the small of her back protectively. " Aren't we the newlyweds here?" she chuckled.

"We have plenty was time for that," Jacob whispered and bent over to touch his lips to hers. She excepted them all to willingly and Edward moaned. I took pity on him and threw out my shield, blocking Jacob and Nessie's thoughts.

"Thank you," He voiced.

"Your welcome." I tried not to concentrate on the fact that my daughter and my best friend were still exchanging saliva across the room but I was glad when Alice broke it up.

"Okay you two, enough. It's bad enough we have to watch Bella and Edward." Nessie pulled away flushed, but content. I saw her whisper I love you to her husband before she turned away. At least there was that reassurance, that Nessie loved Jacob and Jacob loved her more than it could really be described. I was happy for them. Both of them deserved this happiness, the happiness I felt every time I glanced over at Edward and knew that he was mine, forever and then some. I would just have to get use to them touching, kissing and whispering in the corner like no one in the room could hear them. I would get over it because I had the biggest distraction in the universe. A husband. And not just any husband. A husband that was my everything. And I knew that I would need a distraction, so in the middle of hearing about my daughters honeymoon vacation, I open up my shield and let my thought be heard.

Upstairs. Thirty minutes.

He glanced at me and I smiled keeping my eyes on my daughter. I saw him nod and smile from the corner of my eye. But then he brushed his lips along the base on my jaw and it sent a tingling sensation down my spine.

"Make it twenty," I felt him smile against my skin before he pulled away and I knew that this was going to be the longest twenty minutes I had experienced all day. I saw Alice glanced at us, and I disregard her heated gaze. I only tried, in vain to concentrate on the story that my daughter was telling, but it had become hard now that Edwards hand was running feather light up and down my neck. I knew what he was doing and it was working. Every time his fingers grazed my cool skin, my mind wondered. I took a deep breathe and tried to refocus myself. I saw him smirk with satisfaction from my peripheral. Oh, so he thought he was winning, did he? Well he had another thing coming. I very subtly placed one of the couch pillows on his lap and slid my hand underneath it, brushing my hand against him as I did. That wasn't my intention, I was too distracted but when he bucked off the couch slightly I giggled. No one seemed to even noticed us, but we were in a room full of vampires. Maybe they just weren't saying anything, either way Edwards hands still caressed my neck and ear lobe and my hand stroked the inner part of his thigh. I wasn't going to touch him again, just tease him a little. I noticed that his smile disappeared and it looked like he was struggling to concentrate. We continued at our game, me giggling and him chewing on the inside of his mouth, when suddenly Alice flew up from her seat.

"Get a room already." I glanced at Edward before we burst out into a fit of laughter.

"Thank god, someone said something," Emmett groaned. " I wasn't sure I could take anymore."

Nessie and Jacob stared around the room, having obviously missed something. I laughed again.

"Sorry you guys," I spoke in between fit's of laughter.

"Yeah what ever," Alice stated, stalking off. Jasper followed her before he glanced at us, almost smiling.

"What happened," Nessie stated. I got off the couch and moved towards her.

"Sorry baby but I need a few minutes to talk to your father." I kissed her forehead.

"Okay," She stared up me bewildered as I turned to Edward. He took my head and race up stairs. We continued where we left off.


Okay so that was super fun to write. I might do that again. Well, if I can't sleep. It always turns out better at four in the morning. I feel a little like Jay-Z. I was suppose to retire this story, but I just can't help it. hehehe. Reveiw Please.