Which Dark Master's Gay?

[Oh yeah, I apologize beforehand for the...ahem...unsettling...situations...]

He is on fire
He has desire
Believe when I say
One Dark Master's gay

Now you will wonder
Is this a blunder?
Is it true
That one Dark Master's gay

One is gay
I think he's got a buttache.
One is gay
I'm sure that it's no mistake
One is gay.
I think you want me to say.
Which Dark Master's gay.

When he sees Gennai.
He acts real polite.
Because he wants him.
In a very gay way.

One is gay
I think he's got a buttache.
One is gay
I'm sure that it's no mistake
One is gay.
I think you want me to say.
Which Dark Master's gay.

Now I can see him, he's kissing Gennai.
I think he's got a STD, yeah.
He's engaged to Leomon.
He's banging Tai's dad.
And he's gonna do it all niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
He is on fire
He has desire
I'll tell, I'll tell, I'll tell, I'll tell
You want me to say...

I know you wanna hear me say,
Ain't nothin' but a fruitcake
Ain't nothin' but a mistake,
(Wanna hear me say),
I think you want me to say,
Which Dark Master's gay.

One is gay
I think he's got a buttache.
One is gay
I'm sure that it's no mistake
One is gay.
I think you want me to say.
(Wanna hear me say)
Which Dark Master's gay.

One is gay...
Ain't nothin' but a fruitcake
Ain't nothin' but a mistake,
I think you want me to say,
(really wanna hear me say
Which Dark Master's gay.

Okay, they're all gay





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Ok, ahem, hope you made it out of that alive. Anyway, I'll probably do one about Matt or TK next.