A/N: Well, here it is, me peoples…The final Sub-Chapter…Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Because you must know: I don't own anything Nintendo Related.

Sub-Chapter 3: The Austrian Kangaroo Death Hold

"Well, me and Yellow came in here to trade in some candy that was turned unpurified by the evil multi-universe ruler: Shadow Queen." Black said, turning to Yellow, then back to Toad Ethan.

"Okay, okay…" Toad Ethan muttered, nodding his head.

Black then continued. "When I asked this BITCH of a cashier to traded it, she was spewing some BULLSHIT about it being crushed and some shit." Toad Ethan just nodded. "I only wanted to trade it for new candy, but this BITCH kept saying: Nah, Black, get yer ass on somewhere." Black then squeezed her head some more. "Sooo…I showed her bitch-ass!"

"AHHHH…uh…" the clerk moaned, faintly. Toad Ethan looked down at and noticed that her head was beginning to turn a reddish color.

"BLACK! STOP!" Toad Ethan yelled. Black immediately turned and stared menacingly at the Toad. "Uh, um, I'm sure we'll be able to trade your candy in for some new ones." he then looked at clerk and noticed that Black had took a lot of pressure off her head. "I…Just…I just need for you to come down first. Think you can do that for me?"

"How do I know your ass isn't co…co…co…conspir…in cahoots with her ass?" Black exclaimed. "For all I know, this could be an…am…ama…ambu…a sneak attack!" he huffed.

Toad Ethan just stood there staring at Black, as a sweat drop feel from his head. "How about this: I make a seldom promise that this isn't a trick, 'kay Black?" Toad Ethan assured. "I'm only here to help you, but first…I'm gonna need you to drop the girl first, okay?"

Black then released the clerk from his deadly grip. Toad Ethan watched as the clerk fell to the ground. She looked lifeless as she just laid there. "Oh, my god! Are you okay, ma'am?" Toad Ethan asked, running over to the clerk, but she didn't response. "Somebody! Call the paramedics!"

"Well? What about, Yellow's candy?" Black muttered, as he stand ominously over Toad Ethan.

"CANDY? You want to know about Yellow's CANDY?" Toad Ethan yelled, standing up to Black's level. "Black, are you serious? You coulda seriously injured this clerk. I should haul your crazy behind to jail for this"

"…So…Can Yellow have his candy now?" Black said, completely ignoring what Toad Ethan just said.

Toad Ethan's face turned red and he just exploded. "You want some candy? Okay, here's your candy!" he then grabbed Yellow's bag and started putting random candy from the isle in it. "THERE? Are you happy?" he yelled, throwing the bag at him.

"Yeah, I don't care how I feel, as long as Yellow's happy." Black then handed the bag to Yellow. "There you go, Yellow."

"Thanks, dude!" Yellow chuckled, grabbing the bag from Black. "And thank you, Mr. Toad Ethan, sir." he giggled, as he started looking through the bag.

"Whatever…" Toad Ethan muttered. Toad Ethan then looked down and noticed that the clerk had started stirring a bit. "You better be glad that's she started back moving and you guys are idiots. Otherwise, I would hauled both of your asses in!" he murmured, as he turned back to the clerk.

As Yellow continued to looking through his bag, he suddenly stopped and his this weird look on his face. "What's wrong, Yellow? Is something bothering you?" Black asked.

"Yeah, dude…" Yellow then pulled out a candy bar. "EWWWW!" he then gagged, as he pointed at the candy. "See dude, look! It's peanut brittle." he then threw the candy on the ground, and folded his arm as he said. "I hate peanut brittle."

"Yellow, what are you talking about?" Toad Ethan grumbled, picking up the falling candy bar. "There's nothing wrong with peanut brittle. I know a whole bunch of kiddy that would love to eat that type of candy bar.

But unbeknownst to Toad Ethan, Black could be seen in the background getting riled up; he had this insane look in his face as he start slowly, and ominously walked toward the Toad. "You should be happy with what you got and stop being so ungrateful!"

"S…So does that mean…I-I can't have another…Snivel…Candy bar…" Yellow sniffed, wiping the snot from his nose.

However, Toad Ethan just sighed, while wagging his finger in Yellow's face; which made him snivel even more. "Ya know what they said, Yellow?" he chuckled. "Beggar can't be chooser." he then pointed Yellow toward the exit. "I'm gonna give you two a warning this time; because I know you, but next time, I won't be so lenient."

As Toad Ethan went to turn toward Black to tell him the same thing, he noticed that he was already standing behind him. "Oh…Black…" he said, nervously. "…I-I was gonna let you and Yellow off with a warning, cuz I know you…So…you can go ahead and leave."

"…Why didn't you replace Yellow's damn candy bar, professor?" Black growled, now walking closer to the police Toad.

"WHAT? Because I said he should be happy with what he got. There was nothing wrong with that candy anyways." Toad Ethan scowled, walking away from Black. However, Black just kept walking closer. "B-Black what do you think you're doing? Why are you walking up to me like that?"

However, Black didn't listen, instead he just leapt on top of the little Toad. "BLACK, HAVE LOST WHAT LITTLE MIND YOU HAD?" irked the Toad policeman. "Get off me this instant! Have you forgotten that I'm an officer of the law?"

"Enough of your deceiving, you worker of the dark underworld!" Black screeched. "This time, I'm gonna make sure you ALL stay gone…FOREVER!" Black then lifted the Toad Ethan up high and then slammed him down, hard, on the unforgiving concrete.

"…B-Black…H-How could you? A-After I let you and y-your brother…G-Go." the little Toad muttered, slowly losing consciousness. Toad Ethan then looked up and noticed that Black had lifted up his feet and was getting ready slam it into his face. "BLACK? FOR THE LOVE GOD…NOOOOOO!"

However, Toad Ethan's plead fell on deaf ears as Black slammed his boot, HARD, into the cranium of the Toad. "Send my greeting to the Shadow Queen…Princess Peach…" Black murmured, as he looked up toward the ceiling of the grocery story.

Yellow was seen in the background, running back and forth real fast picking up candy from every shelve of the store. "I'm gonna have a field day with this, dude!" Yellow said gleefully, as the flashback slowly faded back to the present time.

As the flashback completed faded away, Green and Red was seen staring at Black. "Why are you so damn violent, Black?" Green yelped out. "Don't you even comprehend the trouble you're in right now? You assaulted an officer of the law! That a federal offence, you R'tard!"

"I don't need a fence, Green!" Black exclaimed. "What I need, Green…Is a fuckin' convention…" Black had this insane look on his face as he stared at intently at the palm of his hand.

"…Idiot…" Green murmured.

"Oh no…DUDES!" Yellow shrieked, getting the 3 Koopas' attention. Yellow was standing over by the Wii. "You dudes, been playin' my Wii again, have you?" he sniveled turning toward Red and Green.

Red just sighed, as he crossed his arms. "Yeah…So, what if we have, dude?" .

"I told you dudes about playin' with my Wii!" Yellow irked, flailing arms around Red's face. "You're gonna break it! Just like how you broke my Nerf Football I got from Santa Mario last year."

"First of all, dude! I'm thinking you better back the hell up off me, before slam this red boot down that pie hole you call a mouth." Red scoffed. "Second, I don't remember this Wii being yours…And thirdly, you were looking like a little fagot running around the yard chasing after some yellow cloth football."

"I DON'T CARE, DUDE!" Yellow shrieked. "I bought all the games for it, so therefore it's my Wii!"

"Dude, are you kidding me? Are you friggen kidding me?" Red then started laughing all loud. "Dude, the games your buy for it SUCKS Donkey Kong balls!" he then picked up one of Yellow bought games and looked down at it. "Dude, the only thing you buy are games based off movies."

"…So?" Yellow retorted.

"Dude, who in the right mind wanna to play Up: The video game?" Red grumbled, turning toward Yellow. "I mean, the crap you buy something…I just can't believe it." Red then picked up another game. "…Seriously, dude? Mastermind: The Game?" he then turned toward Yellow with extremely annoyed look on his face. "Isn't that the movie where Will Farrell plays as a blue anorexia with down's syndrome?"

"…Mastermind…is 3D animation, Red?" Green whispered in Red's ear. "He's just voicing the character…"

"I knew that, dude! DAMN" Red sighed. "I was trying to be funny…DUH!" he then shook his head. "And you suppose to be the smart one."

"Well, it doesn't matter what you think!" Yellow yelped. "I like my games the way they are." he then bald up his fist and took a deep breath. "IF YOU DON'T LIKE'EM…DON'T PLAY'EM!"

"Look who decided to grow a pair of nads." Red smirked, walking over to Yellow; which made him gulp. "Okay then, little dude…Let me show YOU how exactly I feel." he slyly whispered to Yellow.

"…Okay…" Yellow muttered.

"This is how I feel about your faggity games!" Red took all of Yellow's games outta the case and throw them into wall.

Yellow watched in horror as his games shattered into mere nothingness. "NOOOOOO!" he bawled in tears. "My GAMES!"

Red just started laughing all hysterically, as Yellow ran passed him covering up his face, while weeping loudly. "MWAHAHAH! Yes, dude! I can feel your anguish…Let it flourish, dude! Let flourish, BITCH!"

As Yellow continued to bawl uncontrollable, Green just stood there, staring annoyingly at both of them. "How embarrassing. And I thought Yellow was a baby before…And as for Red…There's just no hope for him, anyways…"

Green turned toward the clock, it had said 11:30PM. "Wow, look how late it has gotten." he then yawned, as he stretched. "I think, I'll head to bed…" As Green went to turn, he had bumped into Black. "Oops, sorry about that, Black." Green chuckled, rubbing his head.

As Green lifted his head, he saw Black staring menacingly at him. "Uhh…C-Can I help you, Black?" Green said, nervously as he back away.

"…Yeah, I'm gonna kick yer ass for messin' with Yellow." Black groaned, cracking his knuckles, while glaring at Green, as he slowly approached Green.

"WHAT? Are you kidding me?" Green shrieked. "Are you BLIND? Don't you see Red in the background harassing Yellow…AS WE SPEAK?" he grumbled, flailing his arms, while pointing behind Black.

However, Black didn't listen and still walked toward him. "Nah, nah, nah…HELL NAH! I saw yer ass and how you crushed Yellow's Pixar and Dreamworks Vidit Games…" he retorted, pointing his finger into Green's chest. "I thinking you should make up for his loses."

"…You…bastard…" Green murmured quietly, grinding his teeth.

A/N: And…That's all she wrote folks…Umm, I guess stay tune for my next update…Whenever that might be….But, I will come…I promise you THAT!

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